I'm all sixes and sevens and nines
Say now, baby, I'm the rank outsider
You can be my partner in crime...
—The Stones
So the main, final reason why the Yankees will once again fail to win the American League pennant this season and fall short of the World Series is...
SITUATIONAL HITTING
The reason why even Brian Cashman's teams can finish first with some (slowing) regularity, and then do nothing in the postseason, is that there are differences between the long season and the short one.
For starters, there is very little garbage time in October. You are much more likely to see top starters, followed by top relievers, with everybody playing all-in, nearly all the time. You'll rarely see teams concede games when they get a few runs down, or keep in bad pitchers just to save arms down the road.
It's a big reason why so many power hitters—so many great hitters of all types—can have terrible short series.
What's the answer to this? Stocking up on variety. Lefthanded hitters as well as righties (and switch-hitters, often invaluable). Guys who make contact and get on—or can make contact and knock in key runs with a single as well as a home run.
The Yankees of 1976-1981 and 1994-2001 had such hitters in bushels. The Yankees of today do not. In fact, their hitters are trained not to be situational.
Even as big a swing-for-the-fences guy as Reggie Jackson—one of the all-time greatest postseason players—shortened up, and knocked a single through the infield the second time he faced Bob Welch, in 1978. A few minutes later, Lou Piniella singled in the winning run for the Yanks in ten innings, evening the Series at 2-2. The next day, the Yankees hit two doubles and sixteen singles, to route the Dodgers, 12-2.
Earlier that season, during the "Boston Massacre," the Yanks had seventeen singles, and then thirteen singles, in consecutive games up in Boston. They scored a total of 28 runs in those two contests.
They could beat you with the long ball, and they could beat you with the bloop.
Same with the 1994-2001 Yankees, who fought through terrible postseasons on the part of players like Bernie Williams and Tino Martinez to win anyway. Who can forget Paul O'Neill fouling off pitch after pitch, to keep Game One of the 2000 Series alive against Armando Benitez—or Jose Vizcaino slashing his fourth single of the night to win that game in the 12th?
Don't expect to see any restraint, any adjustments to the count or the game situation, any concession at all to the idea that baseball is a game of skill and nuance as well as power, in the Yanks' brief stay in the 2024 postseason. For that matter, don't expect to see a Reggie hip wiggle or a Jeter dash across the field to flip a relay home.
And don't blame the players. Their mediocrity is bred in the bone.
Let me get a show of hands - - - All in favor of Hoss being made the Buster Posey of our New York Yankees please raise your right hand high and sound off with a mighty H O S S I S B O S S !
ReplyDeleteGreat analysis wasn't it?
DeleteAww...
ReplyDeleteThe Mets continue to amaze. Nothing, then five runs against a couple of great relievers.
ReplyDeleteFucking incredible.
Hoss is also amazing. The guy should write a book or something.
ReplyDeleteWould he have to quit his day job?
DeleteYou can't give up Asst. Manager at Key Food. Don't be crazy.
DeleteTorres just jogged into an out at home. Fucker.
ReplyDeleteWell, that went south in a hurry. Amazing, their inability to get runs home. And the Stadium goes silent.
ReplyDeleteSituational hitting, somebody said.
DeleteHome plate imp sucks. Yankees can’t run bases or get clutch hits. KC tattooing everything. So, status quo.
ReplyDeletepainful
ReplyDeleteSoto! Throws a guy out at home!
ReplyDeleteJudge did not
ReplyDeleteJust got in, I see we’re losing already…
ReplyDeleteI'd have to turn in my boxcutter, and then what would I do on the subway?
ReplyDeleteFlouncy brought his C game. Glad they're rushing through the game with their usual alacrity. Don't want to keep everybody out of the clubs on Saturday night.
ReplyDeleteReservations at Rao's are hard to come by
DeleteUnlikely heros
ReplyDeleteIT'S GLEYBER DAY.
ReplyDeleteMets—and Royals—do that situational hitting thing I was talking about. Yanks should try it sometime.
ReplyDeleteVerdugo & Gleyber come through. Just like we all knew they would.
ReplyDeleteHeh.
ReplyDeleteIs Bob Costas in the throes of late stage tertiary neuro-syphilis ?
ReplyDeleteWinnie, the master is on, even with the time delay, it's worth it.
DeleteBut yeah, Costas has plummeted worse than the 1929 stock market.
Cashman is going to re-sign Torres. Success is failure.
ReplyDeleteColace.
ReplyDeleteFuck.
ReplyDeleteOh. So we have "that" Gerritt Cole tonight.
ReplyDeleteWhoda thunk flouncy would be more of a problem than flopsie?
ReplyDelete50s comedy series:
Flouncy: Honey I wrecked the car, but it's ok
Flopsie: I hope so. I have to drive to work tomorrow.
Flouncy: They said our insurance would pay for it!
Hilarity ensues...
Starr Insurance
DeletePS,
ReplyDeleteWe're scruuuuuuuueeed
Cole with one of his patented ill-timed homers
ReplyDeleteThat was a fair ball, too…
ReplyDeleteCan we chip in an buy Mikey a scooter?
ReplyDeleteMaybe a robotic exoskeleton.
DeleteC'mon, "Vinnie Pasquantino" should really play for the Yankees. Or at least the mutts.
ReplyDeleteSurprised they’re pulling Wacha
ReplyDeleteMaybe Judge has a chance of a hit now.
ReplyDeletenot sure what's more frustrating, watching this team potentially sink under the anvils we've known have been on board all year, or watching the Mets play the smartest, situational hitting baseball that was core to the 96-00 dynasty
ReplyDeleteI hear that.
DeleteI will not miss Wacha.
ReplyDeleteWacha Wacha Wacha
DeleteGleyberiffic
ReplyDeleteDoes Zerpa have an Aroldis left in that arm of his??
ReplyDeleteDoes Wells have a plan for this a bat?
ReplyDeleteMy name is Lyman Zerga
ReplyDeleteGood job by Wells there.
ReplyDeleteNice AB.
ReplyDeleteStanton ?
ReplyDeleteUgh
ReplyDeleteSituational Failure
ReplyDeleteLacking a hit. Bases loaded, no outs, now two outs.
ReplyDeleteI liked Schreiber better when he was teamed up with Jack Burns.
ReplyDeleteWalking Tall
ReplyDeleteThe walking rally.
ReplyDelete4 walk rally.
ReplyDeleteFour walks by KC. What an offensive juggernaut we are!
ReplyDeleteI don't think I"ve seen a more frustrating inning in which they've scored two runs.
ReplyDeleteDon’t know how you can take strike three in that situation.
ReplyDeleteAnd still….
DeleteWhy is Cabrera swinging at the first pitch and not the call third strike!?
ReplyDeleteClassic non-clutch hitting clinic there.
ReplyDeleteTake him out, Boone, you fucking idiot.
ReplyDeleteWow. He did.,
DeleteBoone you fuckin clown....a dialed in manager pulls Cole BEFORE he faces the battery thats fuckin cooked him all game....not AFTER he rocks you for another hit
ReplyDeleteCole is our best pitcher. Definitely our number one. Still does not strike me as an ACE.
ReplyDeleteHolmes is up in the bullpen. Can Boone be that stupid?
ReplyDeleteFucking Volpe. Jesus.
ReplyDeleteJuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust a bit outside!
Delete5-4 amazing
ReplyDeleteJesus Christ.
ReplyDeleteI am so done with Volpe.
ReplyDeleteHe's a nice player. But the Yanks tried to market him as Jeter Jr. Which he ain't.
DeleteI fuckin hate Boone with the energy of a thousand suns
ReplyDeleteClown car defense
ReplyDeleteHannibal is on the Jazz, man!
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DeleteThen again, the B-team aint going anywhere.
It’s about time for Judge to step up.
ReplyDeleteThis guy sucks.
ReplyDeleteThey should bench him.
Wells! My God, a hit!
ReplyDeleteThey should trade him for someone more reliable. Maybe Joey Gallo is available.
ReplyDeleteWells-done!
ReplyDeleteThat’s 2 runs Stanton’s “speed” has cost them.
ReplyDelete2 runs left on table with Sluggo Stanton. sad thing is i'd rather have him in lineup than not
ReplyDeleteStanton needs to bat lower in the order....his inability to run is a sinkhole to this lineup
ReplyDeleteI'm voting for 10th
DeleteHow can a professional athlete who is a gym-rat be such a miserable runner?
ReplyDeleteHe pumps himself, er- I mean iron to make hisself look good.
DeleteHe doesn't give a shiite about winning games for the Yankees.
His legs are a disaster area. Come on, Rufus. Of course he wants to win.
DeleteI think.
DeleteSan Diego put up a 3 spot against LA in the top of the 1st.
ReplyDeleteI cannot believe Aroldis Holmes had a clean inning.
ReplyDeleteVolpe needs his chicken parm
ReplyDeleteVolpe needs to bat after Stanton
DeleteJazz sure looked out. Big break.
ReplyDeleteDon’t swing at ball 4 & it’s two on, no out instead of one on, one out. Volpe sucks.
ReplyDeleteAnother swing at a pitch nowhere near the zone.
ReplyDeleteVertigo. How about that?
ReplyDeleteVrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdooooooooGO!
ReplyDeleteFLY JAZZ!! FLY!!
ReplyDeleteDugie....ABOUT DAMN TIME
ReplyDeleteSpeed and situational hitting! What a concept
ReplyDelete5 years, $100 million. Do it now, Cashman!
ReplyDeleteummmmmmmmm, not for me
Delete8 years @ 132 - would you accept that deal, Roofuss?
Deletemagic 8 ball still says NO!
DeleteIt’s probably already been said, but John Sterling sounds 10 years younger tonight
ReplyDeleteEven Suzyn sounds happier than I’ve heard her all year
ReplyDeleteDick, you are correct on both counts. We are truly blessed for the moment.
DeleteDream Weaver on the way.
ReplyDeleteNothing like a big pharma advert every half inning …
DeleteMaybe Cash will trade Judge and sign Soto
ReplyDeleteJude is definitely feeling the October pressure. If we're going to make a push, he has to work through this.
ReplyDeleteAmazing how quiet the crowd is considering the situation. Absolutely no confidence in Stanton.
ReplyDeleteAaaaah-ha-ahaaha!
ReplyDeletehum a nah hum a nah hum a nah
ReplyDeleteWitt is the real deal. He should have an amazing career.
ReplyDeleteYankees Win!!!
ReplyDeleteWoo hoo!
ReplyDeleteAAAAAH-HA-AHAAHA AAAAAH-HA-AHAAHA AAAAAH-HA-AHAAHA !!!!!! AaaaHHHHHHHHJJJJJJJJHHHHHHH !!!!!
ReplyDeleteThuhuhuhuhuh YANKEES WIIINN. !!!!
ReplyDeleteLeave it to Weaver!
ReplyDeleteNever in doubt.
ReplyDeleteExhale.............
ReplyDeleteLoved listening to Sterling - so happy
ReplyDeleteyou and me, bruthah!
DeleteShaka, brah
5 lead changes, a postseason record per YES
ReplyDeleteWelllll, we've been on the other side of these games. Sometimes it really is a "crapshoot".
ReplyDeleteIt sure as hell surprised me. I do like Weaver; he might be enough for our closer. But Cole and Judge HAVE to pick it up. We need at least some fly balls from Judge at the right moments. And there's no excuse for Cole, after that layoff.
ReplyDeleteBut...it was a win!
Could it be the layoff hurt him?
DeleteCole’Slaw Brains hurt him
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