Tuesday, November 5, 2024

An Above Average Haiku Tuesday - Indigestion and Lower Intestinal Blockage Edition




 

6 comments:

  1. Rizzo Gleyber Holmes
    Soto Verdugo Kahnle
    Van Lingo Mungo

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  2. I'd keep Holmes. Not as a closer.

    It gets dark early
    With five cold months to go
    No hope for the Jints

    Please fire Daboll
    He is no Lombardi
    Joe Judge was better

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    1. JM, you know as well as anybody here, if the Yankees re-sign Holmes, Booooone will insist on using him to close

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  3. Sign Soto Sign Him
    Do it before They do it
    Now POOP in a Box

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  4. And in another startling headline from the Daily Murdoch, The Intern had this to say:

    “… Yankees general manager Brian Cashman agreed that this year’s team “wasn’t the best defensive team we’ve had” and conceded that it made “some baserunning mistakes…”

    No shit Sherlock. Did we really need you to tell us this?

    And who put this fundamentally flawed team together?

    Hmmmmm?

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  5. Tyrannosaurus
    Constipation on my mind
    Kiss the litter box

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