Yanks do NOT extend a qualifying offer to The Gleyber. Meaning that he could be back anyway, but not for anything like what he's making.
Hip, hip, hooray, and ballyhoo!
It's a shame for Gleyber. But just too many seasons of lackadaisical, uninvolved play—right up through the late World Series—for me to be upset.
And maybe, just maybe, this means money for Soto.
The venerable Internet Anagram Generator served up so many hits for "Gleyber Torres" that I could not paste them all here or you'd accuse me of spam. I know I'm already on thin ice for my blowhard ramblings. Still, a few stood out to me for their poetry as much as anything else. They are:
ReplyDeleteGlibber Roster
Gobble Stirrer
Robber Gristle
Blob Regret Sir
Rebel Bro Grits
Beret Robs Girl
Lobster Big Err
And what does this all mean? Nothing. If I never see Gleyber again, I'd not lose another second of sleep. In fact, the Yankees are low, low down on the list of things that rob me of sleep these days, sadly.
I hope he goes to the Astros and has a good life down in Texas. Maybe he'll get over his mental errors somewhere else. Have fun, Gleyber. We love you and never want to see you again. Sayonara! Aloha! Auf Wieder whatever the fuck the spelling is.
I doubt it Hoss, but if this is a move to free up money for Soto, then I'm excited. Actually, if she splits, it's a win/win for us, either way, but my campaign message today is:
NO SOTO, NO PEACE.
This is Ignatz, I mean 13bit, and I approve of this message.
Also, my typo. Didn't mean to say "if SHE splits..." I'd never malign Gleyber's manhood or confuse his pronouns. We all know that Gleyber swings a big bat. It's those flying, pre-coffee fingers again.
ReplyDeleteI suppose Glibber Roster best sums up Torres, but Blob Regret Sir seems fitting for many recent Yankees.
ReplyDeleteDon't get so excited. Odds are he'll be back.
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