NEW YORK CITY SPORTS
Trap doors in abandoned forts,
Families crushed in public courts,
Pinching, tight Bermuda shorts...
New York City sports.
Evil plans of Voldemort's,
Diamond earrings made of quartz,
Lying, biased news reports...
New York City sports.
Endless lines in cramped airports,
Overcrowded foreign ports,
Poisoned water, by the quarts...
New York City sports.
Giant, Yankee, Knick or Jet,
Everywhere, a losing bet.
Massive bleeding facial warts...
New York City sports.
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ReplyDeleteApril is the cruelest month because we think the Yankees are good then.
ReplyDeleteA Jewish guy named Czar of State Permitted Sports
ReplyDeleteIt's Randy Levine, no no no, not Bermuda Schwartz
Misanthropic.
ReplyDeleteYes, most Yankees fans our age eventually become misinthropic to a deree with time.
ReplyDeleteThis brought tears to my eyes, Duque. For so many reasons.
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