Breaking form because it's a song lyric and I wanted to put it in the "Poetry Corner"
Please back up Austin in the Springtime. He's in his second year and coming off a slump. He might just improve, or else he might not. Can't we trade for someone, in a salary dump? Please back up Austin... Hal just said "No. Brian just signed a tree."
and he said,
"Hey Yankee fans you better settle down. I know you all think that I'm a clown. But I have all the gold, and all you have is... meeee. How 'bout another three years of Brian and Boon-ee."
Doing my 1 minute spelling research (my Spanish is not bueno, except lines that would get me slapped in a bar - or punched if her boyfriend heard me) discovered that Bernie Williams was Richard Long.
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Weary, Teary, Yikes
ReplyDeleteBaseball like it ought to be
Fuhgeddaboudit
Breaking form because it's a song lyric and I wanted to put it in the "Poetry Corner"
ReplyDeletePlease back up Austin in the Springtime.
He's in his second year and coming off a slump.
He might just improve, or else he might not.
Can't we trade for someone, in a salary dump?
Please back up Austin...
Hal just said "No. Brian just signed a tree."
and he said,
"Hey Yankee fans you better settle down.
I know you all think that I'm a clown.
But I have all the gold, and all you have is... meeee.
How 'bout another three years of Brian and Boon-ee."
nice break from form, Doug
Deletesqueeze a lime and learn to rhyme
soggy bottom boys
"I'm bad at my job
ReplyDeleteBut Hal and Cash don't care
People just like me"
Tuesday nite in Denver,
ReplyDeleteTyler The Creator show.
can’t wait, gonna snow,
Snow in Manhattan
ReplyDeleteFire and ice in the Bronx
Rainbows in Tampa
Ice cream sandwiches.
ReplyDeleteWhere is he when we need him?
Ice cream sandwiches.
Grapefruit cactus ball
ReplyDeleteContract-busting free for all
Time to read a book
People they wander
ReplyDeleteZero Yankees caps in sight
Dirty hair everywhere
I miss Refsnyder
ReplyDeleteHe left and did okay
Wither Bubba C?
Ralph Houk would knock heads
ReplyDeleteYogi would be pissed off
Anyone seen Buck?
Never mind! All good!
ReplyDeleteWe just picked up a pitcher
whose name is Headrick!
He has a moustache.
ReplyDeleteMoustaches demonstrate strength!
That's why cops love them!
Harry Pelotas
ReplyDeleteIs not just Luis Sojo
Some guy stole the name
Doing my 1 minute spelling research (my Spanish is not bueno, except lines that would get me slapped in a bar - or punched if her boyfriend heard me) discovered that Bernie Williams was Richard Long.
DeleteJeter has not confirmed.
...yet.
Where be the Rufus
DeleteOn an Island of the coast
Or Freedonia
Way off the coast. On the Sandwich islands.
DeleteFun fact: Captain Cook was eaten by the natives here. They said he tasted like chicken.
They had the leftovers for sandwiches.
DeleteJacoby Ellsbury?
ReplyDeleteToo many syllables?
Or not enough?
YeS
DeleteOnce and Doofus and the bigger doofus wants to extend him.
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