1B Pete Roses
2B Cupid Childs
SS Jake Flowers
3B Candy Jim Taylor
LF Barry Bon-Bonds
CF Candy Maldonado
RF Eros "Country" Slaughter
C Gabby Heartnett
LHP Slim Love, Vance Lovelace, Richard Lovelady
RHP Ben Flowers, Bill Monbouquette, Vicente Amor
MGR Bobby Valentine
What can I say, Alibi Ike, except "thank you." This piece is almost as good as a morning blowjob in the early 1990s.
ReplyDeleteWait...That was YOU??
DeleteI guess enough time has passed to be honest...but I learned everything I know from Brian...
DeleteDoes former Tigers OF Rusty Kuntz make the All-V Day team?
ReplyDeletePete LaCock would like a word. Or something.
ReplyDeleteDarryl Strawberry…..
ReplyDeleteSome of you will have to wait for the All-Cinemax Team.
ReplyDeleteI would add Red Ruffing as an RHP and Red Scoendienst, the guy who injured the great Mickey Mantle in the World Series, at second base.
ReplyDelete@ 13 B....Has a morning BJ become outdated?
ReplyDeleteSchoendienst*
ReplyDeleteI do have an All-Vagina-Euphemism Team, but but it's only for insiders, never benn published. Pitchers include Jerry Koozman and Drew "Vertical" Smyly. And Lee "Fun" Tunnell.
ReplyDeleteIs Enos "Country" Slaughter also on that team?
DeleteRichie Sexon!
ReplyDeleteLouis Head, a recent MLB pitcher, Doug Pfister, and Rollie Finers would surely be on that team.
ReplyDeleteFingers* My "g" is stuck from reading this blog entry.
ReplyDeleteI can see you guys take your romantic examples from Mickey Mantle and Fritz Peterson.
ReplyDeleteNice lineup, Ike. I ❤️ it.
ReplyDeleteStroman: "I'm a starter. I won't pitch in the bullpen. I'm a starter"
ReplyDeleteCan you feel the love tonight?
Dick Trickle the former NASCAR driver would like honorable mention as bat boy or something.
ReplyDeleteIn the OLD days Dick Trickle would cart the relievers in from the bullpen
DeleteDick Trickle is curable with the use of antibiotics.
ReplyDeleteIvan "Fudge" Rodriquez
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