Tuesday, April 1, 2025

An Above Average Haiku Tuesday ~ April Fools - (Late) Edition !


  Fish Don't Fart Metal
  Torpedo Our Hopes and Dreams
  Its Sink or Swim, Chum!

33 comments:

  1. Batted balls are back
    Except it’s underwater.
    How did Boone keep secret?

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  2. Jazz Jazz Jazz Jazz Jazz
    Torpedos are in.
    The jazz flute is out.

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  3. Ba-Boone is so scared.
    Explosives now in the dugout.
    Come back Zim’s helmet.

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  4. Just Four, Acrilly ?
    You gotta have more in You
    Think of the Children !

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  5. I’m at lunch at Denver Aquarium, best I could do in short time!!

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  6. Oh No - the torpedos have gone eerily silent.

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  7. I wish they all could
    Be the Milwaukee Brewers
    (California Girls)

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  8. Jesus Warren would actually be decent if he didn't walk every goddamn body

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  9. I’m sure glad I didn’t choose 3 wins for the entire season like Hoss did.

    Doge’d a bullet on that one !

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    1. Hammer's looking pretty good so far.

      AA, you cat is still ahead of you.

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    2. ...but you are one hep cat, daddio.

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    3. Hey Rufus......FYI - an older, short guy with yellowish, leathery skin was at the bar the other night during our get together. He kept on looking over at us as he munched on french fries and celery sticks. Finally, as we all got up to go, he came over to us and said, "Excuse me but . . . Where is Rufus?" One of us and I don't remember who told him that you weren't able to make it. He curtly said THANKS!, grumbled a bit and after glancing back at the bar, threw down what remained of the celery stick, stomped down the hall to the mens room , went inside and slammed the door. That was the last we saw of him.

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  10. I just notice, five of the starting 9 are home grown. Pitchers are still a mystery to them however.

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  11. Why the fuck wasn't Weaver pitching

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  12. Trolley Dodgers won't lose games like this. The Yankees will.

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  13. You really thought they were going 162-0?

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  14. First four hitters in the lineup tonight: 0-15, with 9k’s

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  15. Warren didn't bomb
    So Boone sent Leiter in and
    Torpedoed the game

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  16. The conning tower took a direct hit. Hatches were blown off. Bells rang.

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  17. Swallow Lemons Whole
    I Said Swallow Lemons Whole
    How Are You Feeling?

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  18. TV here was reporting tonight that Stanton may have injured himself swinging a torpedo bat last fall. Either that, or he walked down the block.

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