Well, Suzyn, I thank you...
NO POPE. NO HOPE? NAAAAAH !
DON'T JUDGE THY GLEYBER, CORE BORE
CASHDICK SPLASHMAN REIGNS !
Not exactly a haiku! But:AirbenderHe’s the man,The man with the golden pitch!Such a slow bender,He’ll get you outUnless you wait!So don’t wait.(No, please don’t wait.)Even Wim WendersWas never so slow in his primeWhat was that goalie thing about?But never doubt—He’s a game ender,If you let him pitch.So don’t let him pitchBoone, you bitch!Bartender,Give me another,They’re putting him in.A four-run lead is nothing to him.Make it gin—For the Airbender!
Another round pleaseGotta drink to kill these fleasMake it a double
Home of Gert Frobe(Two syllable last name)Here in Deutschland. Sad.
Deutschland for your wifeHopefully a better lifeYou will find some Joy
Cashman smokes bat shit.The genius knows everything.We are just peasants.
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Not exactly a haiku!
ReplyDeleteBut:
Airbender
He’s the man,
The man with the golden pitch!
Such a slow bender,
He’ll get you out
Unless you wait!
So don’t wait.
(No, please don’t wait.)
Even Wim Wenders
Was never so slow in his prime
What was that goalie thing about?
But never doubt—
He’s a game ender,
If you let him pitch.
So don’t let him pitch
Boone, you bitch!
Bartender,
Give me another,
They’re putting him in.
A four-run lead is nothing to him.
Make it gin—
For the Airbender!
Another round please
DeleteGotta drink to kill these fleas
Make it a double
Home of Gert Frobe
ReplyDelete(Two syllable last name)
Here in Deutschland. Sad.
Deutschland for your wife
ReplyDeleteHopefully a better life
You will find some Joy
Cashman smokes bat shit.
ReplyDeleteThe genius knows everything.
We are just peasants.