Tuesday, May 20, 2025

An Above Average Haiku Tuesday - BAD EATS Edition !



NO MORE CHICKEN PARM
VOLPE IS LOST AT THE PLATE
ROWSON CAN'T FIX IT
    

31 comments:

  1. Try other Parm guy
    Trade with the NY Giants
    Tommy DeVito!

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  2. Juan very SoSo
    He listened to family
    Juan is not happy

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  3. Juan looking so wan
    Boone and Cash are stupid
    But Fried and Co. shine

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  4. Here’s a trade for yah…
    A pack of cigs and Leiter
    For one Juan Soto

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  5. Kay has run his mouth
    that Soto preferred Bronx, South.
    Now Soto's Flushing

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  6. Some Rice with that Parm?
    Sure, make mine an Uncle Ben!
    Long grain Long ball, YES!

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  7. I like they're in first
    No fucking chance this shit lasts
    pineapples ahead

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  8. Maybe Peraza
    Will become an regular
    Let's hope it's no so

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  9. I'll just call him Au
    Chemical symbol for gold
    I can't spell his name

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  10. Warren is OK
    Will he be in the long run?
    Only time will tell

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  11. Anyone out there?
    Anyone out there at all?
    Lawrence Kansas here

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  12. Things here are quite slow
    Rufus, why do you think so?
    Unless you too went poof

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  13. Judge is pretty good.
    Ok, Judge is really good.
    Ok, fine. He’s great.

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  14. Judge! Now THE BRAIN can show his bullpen chops by using the last man in the pen. And then __________________________

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  15. Better warm up the bullpen..... BOONE!!!!!!!!!

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  16. I can't believe I'm writing this but Boone seems a lot more responsive when it comes to using the pen. Previously he would have tried to steal the third out with lasagna so he could use Weaver tomorrow but instead he went for the win right in front of him and got it.

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    1. Let’s hope that if that’s true we all go out on a win

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  17. Reminder for all
    Boone still sucks the Warblers taint
    Better without him

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    1. And by "without"
      I mean Boneheaded Boone
      Not our man Warbler

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  18. I'm a little sad
    No-one seemed to get my nod
    To "The Day After"

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    1. Watched once long time back
      Just remember nothing
      Nuke stuff I think, right?

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    2. You are correct, Sir!
      Robards, Lithgow, Guttenberg
      A bleak aftermath

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    3. TV special effects excitement.

      “We made it look real”
      “But no one died whilst shooting”
      “2025😔”

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  19. Yay! The Yankees win
    Miss the Master John Sterling
    Happier times then

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  20. Goodbye Juan, enjoy The Mets and Mr. and Mrs. Met

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    1. Soto is having a threesome with Mr. and Mrs. Met? Holy moly..

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