Thursday, May 15, 2025

Moon him.

Enough of the debate. 

There is a way to deal with the return of Juan Soto. 

We all know what it is.

The Big Papi Farewell Treatment.

Moonings.

 

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  2. Maybe…..MAYBE Mr Soto should call Dr Believe.

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    1. Or buy one of these...
      https://fr.darryring.com/wedding-rings/believe-collection-417099785722346?setMaterialId=M15002

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  3. Under a raging Juan (courtesy Roger Daltrey, with apologies to Keith Moon, who I think would've found this funny; cue the maniacal laughter):

    Do you remember me?
    Cause I remember you
    Yeah you hit home runs
    When the dream came true
    When my blood ran high--
    I can hear it now
    All my life I will remember Juan
    (Under a raging moon)
    For this moment he was born to hit
    (Under a raging moon)

    It ended all too soon
    Under a raging moon

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  4. Fuck Soto and the slimy billionaire he road in on.

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  5. Ladies and Gents, here is El Duque, a singin' and a playin' his gui-tah!:

    I had a bat-tah
    Juan Soto was his name (do-do-do)
    Since he left me
    I've nev-vuh been the same (do-do-do)

    Ohhhhhhh So-to
    Juan So-to
    Ohhhhhhh So-to
    Juan So-to

    JUST KIDDING!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL

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  6. Time is really flying for me now. I can't believe that the hated Papi last played in 2016. Nine years used to be a long time!

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