It sucks to be in such a radically different time zone. It really sucks when all the games are night or West Coast games. It sucks that, somehow, the Yankees almost blew a 7-0 lead. Headlice (the pitcher) sucks. (Well, I guess actual headlice sucks, too.) Boone is an idiot. I have too many records and CDs. And books. Moving sucks. This town sucks. Did you know they don't sell half gallons of milk here? Just quarts, or I should say, liters. That sucks. The "Mexican" restaurant/bar here sucks. Their burgers suck. They don't even know what a buritto really is, and what they sell as one sucks.
also, maybe embrace the suckitude. when in rome...ah fuck, what do I know? things are dark all over lately, and they're getting dark earlier and earlier, as the Great One almost once said. it sucks at times to living through these times, but it's still a glorious thing to be alive. I must always remember that. hang in there, JM.
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Why do the Red Sox have Mario Brothers mushrooms on the sleeve of their jerseys?
ReplyDeleteSwitch 2 release , perhaps?
DeleteBecause as we all know Nintendo’s corporate headquarters is in Boston
DeleteJazz chasms!
ReplyDeleteVolpe only plays well when Jazz is on the field with him... interesting
ReplyDelete6-0 Yanks was not on my bingo card…
ReplyDeleteCheck your calendar instead - 06-06
ReplyDeleteD-Day.
DeleteGod bless Yogi and the rest of the the jamokes that stormed beaches.
Brian Doyle is warming up in the bullpen
ReplyDeleteVolpe is out. Peraza in. X rays.
ReplyDeleteI think I see Doug K behind home plate.
ReplyDelete...or I'm drunk on a Friday night...
One or the other.
What was your drink of choice, Mr Firefly?
DeleteFriday is martini night, kind sir.
DeleteAlso leads to being drunk.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
The bullpen still has time to blow it.
ReplyDeleteIs anyone else getting a whiff of pineapples?
ReplyDeleteWith a hint of 20 grit sandpaper...
DeleteSmells like.. not victory.
DeleteWell we got one back…
ReplyDeleteIs there a reason Headrick is still on the roster…
ReplyDeleteBecause Headlice wasn’t available
DeleteSo sleeeepy!
ReplyDeleteLet me know how badly they lose.
Williams has had no control of his fastball. All year.
ReplyDeleteYankees Win!!!
ReplyDeletethe
ReplyDeleteYankees
won
"Look, a golden winged ship is passing my way"
DeleteAnd it really didn't ever stop
It just kept on going
And so castles made of sand slips into the sea
Eventually
Those were my thoughts (very nearly) exactly, Kevin
DeleteThanks Kevin, I always thought the lyric was “golden winged shit” …
DeleteIt sucks to be in such a radically different time zone. It really sucks when all the games are night or West Coast games. It sucks that, somehow, the Yankees almost blew a 7-0 lead. Headlice (the pitcher) sucks. (Well, I guess actual headlice sucks, too.) Boone is an idiot. I have too many records and CDs. And books. Moving sucks. This town sucks. Did you know they don't sell half gallons of milk here? Just quarts, or I should say, liters. That sucks. The "Mexican" restaurant/bar here sucks. Their burgers suck. They don't even know what a buritto really is, and what they sell as one sucks.
ReplyDeleteNot being in NYC sucks.
JM - if you just re-format that post, put it into loose quatrains, it's a poem.
Deletealso, maybe embrace the suckitude. when in rome...ah fuck, what do I know? things are dark all over lately, and they're getting dark earlier and earlier, as the Great One almost once said. it sucks at times to living through these times, but it's still a glorious thing to be alive. I must always remember that. hang in there, JM.
ReplyDeleteI second that … commotion
DeleteThanks for the words of wisdom, gentlemen. I appreciate it.
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