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Friday, June 6, 2025

Game Thread 6 - 6 - 5 ˙ Buehler! He's Warren You!!!

     

32 comments:

Doug K. said...

Why do the Red Sox have Mario Brothers mushrooms on the sleeve of their jerseys?

AboveAverage said...

Switch 2 release , perhaps?

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Jazz chasms!

AboveAverage said...

Because as we all know Nintendo’s corporate headquarters is in Boston

Joe of AZ said...

Volpe only plays well when Jazz is on the field with him... interesting

ranger_lp said...

6-0 Yanks was not on my bingo card…

AboveAverage said...

Check your calendar instead - 06-06

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Brian Doyle is warming up in the bullpen

Doug K. said...

Volpe is out. Peraza in. X rays.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

I think I see Doug K behind home plate.


...or I'm drunk on a Friday night...

One or the other.

AboveAverage said...

What was your drink of choice, Mr Firefly?

Rufus T. Firefly said...

The bullpen still has time to blow it.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Friday is martini night, kind sir.

Also leads to being drunk.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Hinkey Haines said...

Is anyone else getting a whiff of pineapples?

ranger_lp said...

Well we got one back…

Rufus T. Firefly said...

With a hint of 20 grit sandpaper...

ranger_lp said...

Is there a reason Headrick is still on the roster…

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Smells like.. not victory.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

D-Day.


God bless Yogi and the rest of the the jamokes that stormed beaches.

AboveAverage said...

Because Headlice wasn’t available

Rufus T. Firefly said...

So sleeeepy!


Let me know how badly they lose.

Kevin said...

Williams has had no control of his fastball. All year.

ranger_lp said...

Yankees Win!!!

AboveAverage said...

the
Yankees
won

Kevin said...

"Look, a golden winged ship is passing my way"
And it really didn't ever stop
It just kept on going

And so castles made of sand slips into the sea
Eventually

AboveAverage said...

Those were my thoughts (very nearly) exactly, Kevin

BTR999 said...

Thanks Kevin, I always thought the lyric was “golden winged shit” …

JM said...

It sucks to be in such a radically different time zone. It really sucks when all the games are night or West Coast games. It sucks that, somehow, the Yankees almost blew a 7-0 lead. Headlice (the pitcher) sucks. (Well, I guess actual headlice sucks, too.) Boone is an idiot. I have too many records and CDs. And books. Moving sucks. This town sucks. Did you know they don't sell half gallons of milk here? Just quarts, or I should say, liters. That sucks. The "Mexican" restaurant/bar here sucks. Their burgers suck. They don't even know what a buritto really is, and what they sell as one sucks.

Not being in NYC sucks.

13bit said...

JM - if you just re-format that post, put it into loose quatrains, it's a poem.

13bit said...

also, maybe embrace the suckitude. when in rome...ah fuck, what do I know? things are dark all over lately, and they're getting dark earlier and earlier, as the Great One almost once said. it sucks at times to living through these times, but it's still a glorious thing to be alive. I must always remember that. hang in there, JM.

AboveAverage said...

I second that … commotion

JM said...

Thanks for the words of wisdom, gentlemen. I appreciate it.