It sucks to be in such a radically different time zone. It really sucks when all the games are night or West Coast games. It sucks that, somehow, the Yankees almost blew a 7-0 lead. Headlice (the pitcher) sucks. (Well, I guess actual headlice sucks, too.) Boone is an idiot. I have too many records and CDs. And books. Moving sucks. This town sucks. Did you know they don't sell half gallons of milk here? Just quarts, or I should say, liters. That sucks. The "Mexican" restaurant/bar here sucks. Their burgers suck. They don't even know what a buritto really is, and what they sell as one sucks.
also, maybe embrace the suckitude. when in rome...ah fuck, what do I know? things are dark all over lately, and they're getting dark earlier and earlier, as the Great One almost once said. it sucks at times to living through these times, but it's still a glorious thing to be alive. I must always remember that. hang in there, JM.
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Why do the Red Sox have Mario Brothers mushrooms on the sleeve of their jerseys?
Switch 2 release , perhaps?
Jazz chasms!
Because as we all know Nintendo’s corporate headquarters is in Boston
Volpe only plays well when Jazz is on the field with him... interesting
6-0 Yanks was not on my bingo card…
Check your calendar instead - 06-06
Brian Doyle is warming up in the bullpen
Volpe is out. Peraza in. X rays.
I think I see Doug K behind home plate.
...or I'm drunk on a Friday night...
One or the other.
What was your drink of choice, Mr Firefly?
The bullpen still has time to blow it.
Friday is martini night, kind sir.
Also leads to being drunk.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Is anyone else getting a whiff of pineapples?
Well we got one back…
With a hint of 20 grit sandpaper...
Is there a reason Headrick is still on the roster…
Smells like.. not victory.
D-Day.
God bless Yogi and the rest of the the jamokes that stormed beaches.
Because Headlice wasn’t available
So sleeeepy!
Let me know how badly they lose.
Williams has had no control of his fastball. All year.
Yankees Win!!!
the
Yankees
won
"Look, a golden winged ship is passing my way"
And it really didn't ever stop
It just kept on going
And so castles made of sand slips into the sea
Eventually
Those were my thoughts (very nearly) exactly, Kevin
Thanks Kevin, I always thought the lyric was “golden winged shit” …
It sucks to be in such a radically different time zone. It really sucks when all the games are night or West Coast games. It sucks that, somehow, the Yankees almost blew a 7-0 lead. Headlice (the pitcher) sucks. (Well, I guess actual headlice sucks, too.) Boone is an idiot. I have too many records and CDs. And books. Moving sucks. This town sucks. Did you know they don't sell half gallons of milk here? Just quarts, or I should say, liters. That sucks. The "Mexican" restaurant/bar here sucks. Their burgers suck. They don't even know what a buritto really is, and what they sell as one sucks.
Not being in NYC sucks.
JM - if you just re-format that post, put it into loose quatrains, it's a poem.
also, maybe embrace the suckitude. when in rome...ah fuck, what do I know? things are dark all over lately, and they're getting dark earlier and earlier, as the Great One almost once said. it sucks at times to living through these times, but it's still a glorious thing to be alive. I must always remember that. hang in there, JM.
I second that … commotion
Thanks for the words of wisdom, gentlemen. I appreciate it.
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