It is high, it is far, it is... caught!: gAmE tHrEaD – The Eighth of Swoon – "RO RO RO – He's Magic"

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Sunday, June 8, 2025

gAmE tHrEaD – The Eighth of Swoon – "RO RO RO – He's Magic"

Posted by AboveAverage at 6:00 PM

"never believe it's not so"

42 comments:

AboveAverage said...: A lot of open seats behind home plate. So I have to ask…..why am I not there?
(Take your time and answer carefully); June 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
AboveAverage said...: WoW !!!; June 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Long redeye plane flight?; June 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; June 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; June 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Doug K. said...: Is there anything stupider than interviewing the third baseman during an inning. It's pure reaction position and it distracts the pitcher.; June 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Loved the intro. Carmine's pitcher hates the Yankees. Single, bomb. Fuck you, kid.

PS. I fucking hate cell phone keyboards. Give me my crackberry back!; June 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Easy one, re-signing Boone.; June 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: OK, he's back to rodentia.; June 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Pocono Steve said...: Why was Rodon not removed at the obvious time?; June 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
AboveAverage said...: My wife called out saying that mic'ing up the 3rd baseman was ridiculous . . .; June 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
AboveAverage said...: Because Boone is managing; June 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
AboveAverage said...: Maybe I enraged the JuJu God's with the game thread graphic - if so - I'm humbly apologize; June 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
BTR999 said...: Boooooooooone; June 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Pocono Steve said...: Grisham is such a fucking asshole. Basically striking himself out on balls four and five.; June 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Pocono Steve said...: Glad to see that weak-contact DJ is back.; June 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Whilst you may have enraged the juju and the ujuj gods, we all know that it is all ca$hole's fault.

With some bonehead sauce.; June 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
AboveAverage said...: CORRECT!; June 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
AboveAverage said...: Thank God! Now you’ll all still talk with me at our next monthly board meeting!😃; June 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
ranger_lp said...: That pitch left in a hurry…; June 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Hinkey Haines said...: I hate the Yankees.; June 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Oh my, Mongo Santa Maria!; June 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
AboveAverage said...: Can you share three reasons why you feel that way?; June 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: It will be a drunken drinking game. With redundancy. Doubles all around.; June 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
AboveAverage said...: Here’s a Story
Of a lovely Trevor
All of them had hair of gold
Like their…….

OH NEVERMIND; June 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Pocono Steve said...: Not likely they'll be able to hit the five solo HRs they'd need to win.; June 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Tooo forkin (shout out to Johnny Dangerously) easy!

HAL
Ca$hole
Bonehead; June 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
AboveAverage said...: That’s funny P Steve; June 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Hinkey Haines said...: Rufus nailed it. And they should replace their Tiffany logo with a picture of Tyrese Haliburton (or Reggie Miller for you older folks) giving NY the choke sign, just to bring more 21st century New York sports under one leaking roof.; June 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Scottish Yankee fan said...: Bugger watching anymore of this mince I am away to my bed
Maybe I wake up to a miracle comeback? Ha Ha; June 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: I'm with Scottish fan, but in a different time zone.

Horrible performance by the pinstripers this evening.; June 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
AboveAverage said...: As If; June 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
AboveAverage said...: Poor JM will see the results and wish he was somewhere else entirely; June 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
ranger_lp said...: Headrick still on the roster smh; June 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Kevin said...: Scream and scream again.; June 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
BTR999 said...: “Losing feels worse than winning feels good," - Vin Scully; June 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
AboveAverage said...: Perfect Summary!; June 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
HoraceClarke66 said...: ANOTHER high-scoring, primetime game I'm beginning to think that Doug K really has something there about the juiced baseballs.; June 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
HoraceClarke66 said...: Interesting Scully thought. I dunno. I'd say the opposite.; June 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
AboveAverage said...: Hal and Pal and poop; June 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
AboveAverage said...: I blame ESPN on having Jazz on mic for the loss of this game. And Elon. There it is.; June 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
JM said...: Jesus, Mary, and Josephine Baker. Shitshow.; June 9, 2025 at 3:57 AM

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