1. We won.
2. The ever-changing Zone of Death Abundance Damage went 5-13 and scored 4 runs. When Judge and Stanton homer in the same game, it's a foregone conclusion; it's Globetrotters v Generals, Roadrunner v Coyote, blood vessels v nose...
3. Okay, Giancarlo is officially hot: .412 with 2 HRs over last 7 games. Let's celebrate. He should carry this team, at least, through the tomato can ever-wily White Sox. The question, though, is simple:
How far will he go before the tweak? Is there any earthly reason to believe a barking gonad is NOT lurking around Stanton's corner, waiting to bite? The answer, sadly, is no. The problem with Giancarlo getting hot is that he ends up having to run the bases, where his hammies snap like rubber bands in a dryer. We'll see how far he goes. Right now, he's on a course to hit 40 HRs. Do we dare believe he'll hit 30?
4. Also, Aaron Judge is baseball's hottest hitter. Despite a dreadful opening slump, which had Yankee fans ready to leap into the volcano, he's now on a course to hit 46 HRs. He's tied for fourth in all of baseball, with 12. And rising.
5. Speaking of slumps, Juan Soto now dangling perilously below .300. (He's at .301.) Last night, he banged two drives to the wall, both long outs. Even when slumping, he barrels the ball.
6. In his minor league rehab, east of the sun and west of the moon, DJ LeMahieu played three innings, went 1-for-2 with a single, and played 3B. Apparently, that's where he will settle.
7. The Martian sat out another game in Tampa. Not sure why. Not worrying. Move along. There's nothing to see here.
8. Can't escape the feeling that we have been here before. Yeah. Sherman, set the Wayback to May 21, 2022, the Yankees - behind Nestor Cortes - beat the warring White Sox 7-5, running their record to 29-10. They were in first place by 5.5 games. Both Judge and Giancarlo were hitting over .300. Everything was - as the kids would say - groovy.
Well, we lost the next three, our first shitty streak of 2022, a harbinger of what was to come. The '22 Yankees won 99 games, wobbled to the end and fell over the finish line, winning the AL East and vanishing into the October rathole. Nothing lasts forever in baseball. I'm not saying this is 2022, just that we've seen this movie, and it's not starring Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan; in fact, it might be one of those Knives Out thingys where nobody is who they seem to be. Watch out. That's all I'm saying.
9. Is there a difference between now and 2022? Maybe. Let me give it to you in a word. Pitching.
Pitching, pitching, pitching. I don't know how the Yankees dug up this bullpen, comprised primarily of castoffs, and I wonder if they do have some advanced operation in Florida, squeezing the juice out of old rubber arms. Right now, everything is working, and Gerrit Cole might still be coming back. Don't mean to jinx it, but if there is one incredible difference between here and '22, it's that Cole could be coming back.
10. I hope this country can stem the terrifying rise in golf thug violence. These hooligans cannot be allowed to run wild.