IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS...

Friday, May 30, 2008

Poem for the Yanks in Minnesota's Airport Restrooms

When pooping next to Larry Craig
Beware his outstretched, hairy leg.
You’d best assume a new position,
When he taps on your stall partition.

When pleading next to Larry Craig,
Ignore the outcome he might beg.
He might assume a new position,
And call your court an inquisition.

When running next to Larry Craig,
Forgive him if he lays an egg.
When he assumes a new position,
It’s just the GOP tradition.

1 comment:

Bostowned said...

Doh! There it is. The "Its High..." weekly post of epic failure. :(