Game thread. We're dead.

 

What's wrong? Everything.

 

This is not a slump. 

This is not a rough patch. 

This is not a hiccup. 

This is the true 2025 NY Yankees, a team with many issues and expectations, all of which converge to make one simple point: 

This team isn't very good. 

Average starters, thin bullpen, terrible defense, inability to advance runners, aging lineup, lackluster effort, and -well - that's Chinatown, Jake.

We can wait until October, or Doomsday for Anthony Volpe to shrug off the hometown stress and start hitting like a star. There's no guarantee it will happen. In fact, with every error, with every slump, Volpe's resurgence looks less like a feasible outcome, and more like a YES Channel talking point gone awry.

We can continue to play Jazz Chisholm at 3B, staunch in our belief that DJ LeMahieu will magically shed 10 years, gain a step in both directions at 2B, and start hitting again. Next week, he turns 37. 

We can keep the lineup as is - (as if we have options) - while opponents walk Aaron Judge, knowing they will pay no price.

We can tell ourselves that we're just going through a slump, and one of these days, we'll mount a winning streak and regain the AL East. 

What's wrong? Everything. 

And maybe, just maybe, this is a late July when the Yankees are sellers - not buyers - in the trade market. Could management make such a decision? 

"Whazzat? Whazzat you say? We're goin' to the World Serious? Holy humpendinkle!"

 And as Fatty used to say, have a Coke and a smile.

Trash Baseball

 This is how the Yankees are playing.

1.  Jazz can't make simple catch and toss to Le Mahieu for force out. ( Yanks luck out on stupid move by Met runner ).  Second base is where Jazz has to play. 

2. Jasson ( who has been improving in LF ) misjudges fly ball for Met double, instead of out. 

3.  Volpe can't handle hot shot right at him. And his bat is weak.

4.  Relief pitchers can't throw strikes.  But they can serve up HR pitches. 

5.  No Yankee ever plays traditional baseball to move a runner into scoring position.

6.  No one can bunt.

7. Strike outs are twice what the opposition does. 

8. LeMahieu can't run or flash range at second.  And he is not the AL Batting champion anymore.

9.  Catcher interference is rife. 

10. Why don't we intentionally walk Sotto? 

11.  I don't think there is a better apologist, or worse manager, than Boone. 

Seriously, this team is awful.  The Fanduel trifecta should always include : " the Yankees will have a lead but lose the game. "

Three weeks to training camps. 

GameShred - FOURTH in JULY – WAIT ! – I meant FOURTH of JULY....(sorry – my bad) WAIT ! (sorry – THEY'RE BAD !)

 

LOOK OUT, BELOOOOOOOW! Now in a race for the Wild Card, Yankees wonder: How far will they fall?

 

Worst team in baseball since June 1?

Arguably. 

The depths of this Yankee meltdown have yet to be appreciated. 

On June 1, they led the AL East by six games, with a record of 36-22. They were touting the game's best slugger, its best bullpen and the leading candidate for Comeback Player of the Year. (Paul Goldschmidt.) 

Since then, they have gone 12-17. How bad is that? 

Worse than Miami, which went 16-12.

Worse than the homeless A's, who went 13-16.

Worse than sad Pittsburgh, which went 16-12.

Almost worse than the lowly White Sox, who were 10-18.

Almost worse than the astonishingly rancid Colorado Rockies, who went 11-17.

What's amazing is that they have accomplished this meltdown with two of the game's best players. Remove Aaron Judge and Max Fried and - dear God - how bad are they? 

Today, the Yankees are so crappy that it almost seems rigged; it's mystical, supernatural, impossible - an incredibly disturbing omen of impending doom. 

As the Yankees go, so goes America. 

Dear God, what have we done? 

Game Thingy - Please Don't . . . Schmidt the Bed

 

On the verge of a sweep, Yanks take lead in Wild Card race

 

It takes a special crew - a team of destiny? - to fight all the way back from an 8-run deficit... and then lose.

The 2025 Yankees...

I got nuthin... 

I mean, like, it's, like, um... you expect me to say something? 

I got nuthin. For more than 20 years, every day, every morning, I've gotten up before dawn, swallowed five cups of coffee, and debased myself, writing about the team that blessed my adolescence and has haunted me ever since. Didn't matter how they were playing. I had something to say. But this team - this sad, staggering, reanimated corpse of an organization - this collective monstrosity of disconnected ownership, overzealous management and tired players - I got nuthin. 

I consider the worst Yankee year in this millennium to be 2013, the season of Pronk, Vernon Wells, Lyle Overbay, Jason Nix and Melky Mesa. The Yankees finished third in the AL East. 

This team reminds me of 2013. We've got a Pronk (Giancarlo), a Wells (Bellinger), an Overbay (Goldie) and, as we track towards third, everywhere we look, we see our castoffs, thriving.  

Gleyber is the all-star 2B. He's an outside candidate for MVP. Juan Soto is baseball's hottest hitter. Clay Holmes. Sonny Gray. Nathan Eovaldi. Meanwhile, we're watching Anthony Volpe disintegrate. Next year, they'll trade him for a handful of magic beans, and once he's gone, just watch... 

Nope. I got nuthin. 

Game Dread - Ø7Ø2 - WE CONTROL THE HORIZONTAL . . .

 

Ten questions for the Yankee brain trust

 1. Why was Fernando Cruz working out with a medicine ball? Was the team's Jack LaLanne Glamor Stretcher in use? 

2. How long do you go with two infielders - Jazz Chisholm and DJ LeMahieu - who are playing out of position?

3. Once again, the Boone June Swoon. How many times must we relive this before trying something new?

4. In what metric is Anthony Volpe improving?

5. Who do Yankee fans think of on Bobby Bonilla Day? 

6. Why in the world should any Yankee opponent pitch to Aaron Judge?

7.  Are you ready for second place?

8. Can we stop calling Jasson Dominguez "the Martian?" It's starting to sound a bit derisive.

9. In what world is this considered good news?

10. WTF is this about?

 

Uhm, like, well, you know, sorta, kinda, oh, whatever . . .

 

An Above Average Haiku Tuesday - July 1st - Can't be worse.....RIGHT?!?

THE SEASON IS LONG

IT CAN SMELL LIKE ROTTING FISH

SHOULD WE FOLLOW DOUG ?

A troubling set of numbers regarding the New York Yankees and fate

 Courtesy of Ranger_lp

Yankees under Boone:

2022 started: 61-23 and finished 38-40 (3-6 playoffs)

2023 started: 36-25 and finished 46-55 (no playoffs)

2024 started: 50-22 and finished 44-46 (8-6 playoffs)

2025 started: 35-20 and currently 13-16... TBA?

Brace for impact, the Yankees are about to crash into second.

In David Cronenberg's epic 1986 horror movie remake, The Fly, Jeff Goldblum - as nut job inventor Seth Brundle - offers a terrifying outlook to his girlfriend, Geena Davis: 

"Insects don't have politics. They're very brutal. No compassion, no compromise. We can't trust the insect... 

"I am an insect who dreamt he was a man, and loved it. But now the dream is over, and the insect is awake...

"I'll hurt you if you stay."

Obviously, Cronenberg was foreshadowing the 2025 Yankees, who flew deliriously high throughout April and May, only to be swatted in June. 

Nope, we can't trust the insect. We can't trust this team. Brace for impact, because the  Yankees will soon be runners-up in the AL East. And they'll hurt us, if we stay. 

How dare we speak such blaspheme? 

Look at the country. Look at the world. Dear God, look at the frickin' Yankees. Right now, our offense is two - two!  - Aaron Judge and Jazz Chisholm - either of whom can twist a billiard and miss a month. The rest of the team is wandering the night without a spark. Though the starting rotation has been effective, the gap between the 6th and 9th innings is a treacherous gauntlet, as Aaron Boner flitters from one arm to another. 

Worse, Yank fans this weekend must endure the spectacle of the traitorous, money-grubber, Juan Soto, preening his feathers as baseball's hottest bat. Check the rankings on the right, of hitters over the last 30 days. 

MLB batting leaders over the last 30 days

In that period, Soto has out-produced not only Judge but the two veterans - Cody Bellinger and Paul Goldschmidt, who were supposed to replace him. (Over the last month, Soto has 11 HRs; Bellinger and Goldy - combined - have 6.)

I know, I know... it's stupid to still be lamenting last winter's auction, when the Yankees went to $760 million and then pleaded poverty. Today, the Mets can claim the game's most dangerous hitter, and we have - well - stems and seeds, unable to protect Judge. 

Today, at 3 p.m. it's game two in Toronto, whose crowd booed us lustfully all last night. They're not going to become a state. They're not going to follow Greenland. They're going to moon us. Somehow, somebody has to spark this team. Is Phil Linz's harmonica available?

We dreamt we could fly. My advice: Run. They'll hurt us if we stay.  

End 'o' Swoon - Game Thread - Bird is the Word

A Modest Proposal.

This Swiftian suggestion was inspired by the graphics work of the estimable Above Average, see above (and not average!).

Ah, isn't that a consummation devoutly to be wished? For Prince Hal to sell the team!

But we must always be careful what we wish for. The last time a Steinbrenner seriously considered selling your New York Yankees, we narrowly missed seeing them peddled off to...the Dolans.  There's no reason to think we'd do much better today.

Therefore, my proposal is: up the competition. Invite the Wandering Athletics to come to New York.

Hey, our current, Democratic mayoral hopeful, The Zohran, is currently pushing the idea of cheap, government-run grocery stores. I say, why not a ballteam run by the people, for the people? 

After all their years in the desert of inland California, do we really think the A's are going to end up in their Las Vegas dome, which will hold all of 33,000 despairing gamblers, already Stripped of their life savings? Anyway the time they get there, the whole Sodom & Gomorrah is likely to be a gigantic mound of sand.

I say we invite them to New York. We already have a small, minor-league stadium available for their use, have had it ever since the Yanks blew off the beautiful little park we built, gratis, for their Single-A team in Staten Island.  It could be expanded easily enough, giving the fans a breathtaking view of the Statue of Liberty, and New York Harbor.

It would be the first time that Staten Island, "the Jersey Borough," would have a major-league team since the Giants camped there, while throwing up a new Polo Grounds in Harlem. The first time  a major-league team would play a whole season there since the original, New York Met (no s), in 1886-1887.  

Think of the fun we could have with The People's Team! 

No seats over $20 a game. Thousands of seats always available, day of game. Luxury boxes? Sure, a few—but ALL would be assigned, every game, by the results of a lottery. 

For that matter, have you noticed that, bizarrely enough, the Yankees run their very own lottery, each game at the Stadium? The People's Team could do the same, upping funding for the New York Athletics (or "Pizza Rats'?). 

Or hell, congestion pricing is supposed to raise $1 billion a year.  That's all earmarked for our subways, I know. But if Mamdani is REALLY going to put the mentally ill homeless below ground and offer free buses, who's going to ride the subway? We can pour all our money into the A's. Let New Jersey fund our ballteam! 

And/or, we have all games broadcast on new, WNYC radio and television channels, with all monies going to the public coffers. 

Our new, publicly owned ball club would spend to win, year in and year out. The fans will flock there, even if it is Staten Island.  

How about free ferry service, with each ticket purchased? (What the 19th-century owner of the Original Met, who owned the ferry, too, used to offer.) Just sell alcohol aboard, and make it the Party Boat. (Did I hear you say go-go dancers on the Party Boat? Well, why not? No strippers, please, we want a family atmosphere.)

Hell, for that matter, we could put the tower of the Empire State Building to its original purpose, and have some lucky fans (more lottery winners), sail by blimp to the park (weather conditions allowing). Sure, every now and then, one might topple off the gangplank and plunge to 33rd Street. Okay, we'll give them all parachutes.

Best of all, the other teams here in Loser City would have to seriously up their game. Even the non-baseball teams would be terrified that we would do that same thing with football, basketball, and hockey teams. Instead of Loser City, we could have a new golden age of New York sports!

All we have to do is dream it...

+ (FAR) ABOVE AVERAGE

 

The Yankees cross the border, looking to place tariffs on the Blue Jays. Ten takeaways.

 Tonight, the Death Barge hits Toronto - the cultural capital of Canada and astral twin of Buffalo - in a nation seething with hatred, simply because our Dear Leader graciously offered it a chance to become a northern version of Florida. (We'd marvel over the exploits of "Canada Man.") 

Normally - with the exception of Boston - I don't rank on opposing cities, especially when the Yankees visit. Why overturn the spittoon? Besides, Canada is trying to shake its shameful inability to capture Bigfoot, which remains at large, eating berries, shitting in the woods and cavorting - the life that should be ours. 

While the Yankees brace for next weekend's Subway Series, the Blue Jays - six down in the loss column - need a sweep. Meanwhile, hateful Tampa stands to gain the most, as they entertain the Formerly of Oakland A's. 

Ten ponderings... 

1. Jazz Chisholm Jr. belongs in NY. Everyone can see it. His personality was made for Gotham. And he's got three months to make his case. Right now, he's doing it. Over the last 30 days, he's hitting .316 with 6 HRs and lifted a rather meager BA - below .200 when he tweaked a tit - to .242. (Over his career, he's at .248.)   

2. Tonight, Toronto dredges up the 40-year-old reanimated corpse/war horse known as Max Scherzer. He's sorta like Snake Plissken, in that I thought he was dead. He hasn't pitched well. He's past prime and coming off another injury. Still, he's the type of pitcher who escapes jams, and the Yankees are the type of team that doesn't deliver with RISP. Bevare.  

3. Cooperstown Cashman is waiting - grinning, chuckling, cackling - as he pushes pins into the dolls of MLB starting catchers. Soon, some contending team's backstop will squeeze a boil and miss a month, forcing that team to seek a replacement. We have three LH catchers - Ben Rice, Austin Wells and JC Escara - one too many. Each can help some team in desperate need. We have a huge trade surplus. Cashman is waiting...

4. Over the last few weeks, I cannot shed a sense that something has happened to the balls. They simply are not traveling as far as they did in April. I know, I know... this is soooo subjective. But you see blasts off Yankee bats - opposing hitters, too - and they are gone - but then die at the warning track. Is it the humidity? Swirling winds? Dunno. But with every long out, the Yankees' solo-HR offense is laid more bare. 

5. A gold star sticker for Marcus Stroman! If he can pitch the second half, with some modicum of his past, the Yankees do not need to trade for a starting pitcher next month. With Stoman, Ryan Yarbrough and Luis Gil, we should be okay. That's a massive advantage.  We can concentrate on an IF and the bullpen. Huge difference. If it lasts.

6. Anthony Volpe is struggling. Over the last 30 days, he's hitting .198. He's 2 for 5 in stolen base attempts. Most of all, he's made grievous errors in big moments. I'm starting to worry. We all should. The Yankees will stick with Volpe - he's young and he's a leader - but he's surely looking over his shoulder at George Lombard Jr., now in Double A. Next March, there will be a chorus of fans wanting Lombard, much like the chorus that two years ago called for Volpe.  

7. Over the last 30 days, Paul Goldschmidt is hitting .138. Two HRs. His OPS is awful - .449. He still carries the style and grace of a potential Hall of Fame slugger, and his defense is solid. But he's coming off a down season, and the numbers look grim. 

8. Speaking of grim... Giancarlo Stanton. In the past, he always looked smug, supremely confident. Lately, he looks worried. Clearly, the double-elbow thing has him nervous. Guy really needs a HR.  

9. Over the last 30 days, Will Warren has fanned more batters than any other Yankee starter. Yep, more than Max Fried.

10. Let me say it: Yankee pitching coach Matt Blake might just be the best in the game. 

Game Dread - SwøøN 29th - Strowman Returns !

OH - WAIT A SECOND - YOU MEAN ITS STROMAN AND NOT STROWMAN . . . ?!?

By tonight, the Yankees' lead in the AL East might be gone. Ten takeaways of existential dread.

 1. Eventually, he'll pull out of it. But right now, I dread seeing Aaron Boone come up with the bases loaded.  

2. Eventually, I think he'll pull out of it. But right now, I dread seeing Giancarlo Stanton come up with runners on base.

3. One of these days, I hope he'll pull out of it. But right now, I dread seeing DJ LeMahieu come up.

4. Every time a Yankee batter is called upon to advance a runner, I dread what will happen.

5. Today, Marcus Stroman will start. I dread seeing him.

6. Next weekend, we face the Mets. They are mired in a slump, as Boston was two weeks ago. I dread what's coming.  

7. In 30 days, the front office will blow up this team with trades. I dread what's coming.

8. The country is on the verge of cutting health care for millions of people. I dread what's coming. 

9. Whenever I see Aaron Boone, I fill with dread.   

10. Everything, everywhere, everybody... I dread what's coming. 

Think they heard the news?

 

A month out from the trade deadline, the Yankees have the pleasant problem of too many catchers

Soon, the annual Cooperstown Cashman Trade Deadline Demolition Derby will begin, with the esteemed Yankee GM - (and father of Gracie) - spackling our roster with veterans who - we will be assured - will blossom in the fertile, low-stress soils of NYC.

And I will scream.

I, sadly, stem from the foul and outdated Yankee fan strain known as "Prospect Huggers." For some reason - maybe Fred McGriff, Jay Buhner, Doug Drabek? - we oppose the strategy of trading young players on the way up for old players on the way down. 

I realize that the world has changed since 1999, we dealt Mike Lowell to the Marlins for next to nothing. Deadline deals are part of the modern landscape. I just get a nervous twitch around July 25, when the Yankee prospects that have been touted for the last three years are suddenly traded to Pittsburgh, and we are told they were never really part of "the plan" (which later turns out to be no plan.) 

Maybe it's wrong to blame Brian Cashman, who - fun fact, is actual an A.I. manifestation - for everything. Actually, in recent years, he's been less likely to empty the farm. (I think he knows a Buhner-level fiasco will be etched onto his eventual plaque in Monument Park.) We're still getting over Joey Gallo and the Jordan Montgomery giveaway.  

Anyway, a roster overhaul is coming. The Yankees need:

1. A solid 2B. (Or a 3B, allowing Jazz Chisholm Jr. to move.) The D.J. LeMahieu experiment is running its course. Unless he starts hitting - (right now, .243 and 2 HRs aren't cutting it) - LeMahieu is looking his age. (36.) Moreover, he looks tired. Last night, a grounder bounced past his diving glove, and it was not an error - just a play he always used to make. LeMahieu can help us as a utility infielder. I don't think he can hold up through September. I mean, two HRs? 

2. A starter. Sunday, the Yankees will try Marcus Stroman, in the magically thinking  hope that he's still got gas in the tank. He got walloped in the minors during his brief rehab. I suspect Stroman will end up in the bullpen. And, basically, Sunday's game is a bullpen start. He probably won't throw more than 50 pitches. (In other words, two innings?) 

3. Bullpen. Just like every team in baseball.

This week, Spencer Jones - the 6'7" outfielder and first round pick, unfortunately saddled with constant comparisons to Aaron Judge -  was promoted to Scranton, where he homered in his first at bat. (The next Aaron Judge!) Jones was leading the Eastern League in HRs, with 18, but he strikes out way too much. (70 times in 240 ABs at Double A.) Will Cashman trade him? I hope not. I'm hugging with all my might.

Instead, they have an excess of rather young, LH catchers with power: Ben Rice (who caught last night), Austin Wells and J.C. Escara. One of them can go - and certainly not cheaply. 

Last year, at the deadline, the Yankees obtained: 

Reliever Mark Leiter Jr. from the Cubs for Benjamin Cowles and Jack Neely. Cowles, a 25-year-old 3B, is hitting .215 with 4 HRs at Triple A. Neely, 25, also in Triple A, has an ERA of 6.91. Leiter is a bullpen lug nut. Nice trade. No complaints.

3B Jazz Chisholm Jr. from Miami for Augustin Ramirez (age 23, hitting .247 with 12 HRs for Miami), Jared Serna (23, hitting .215 with 1 HR at Double A) and Abrahan Ramirez (20, hitting .243 with 0 HRs in the Rookie Single A.) Chisholm is still a mystery, and this trade still is, like him, an uncertainty. 

Enyel De Los Santos and RHP Thomas Balboni Jr. from Padres for OF Brandon Lockridge. The Yankees waived De Los Santos three weeks later. Balboni - 24, a great Yankee name - seems to have disappeared from the fossil record. Lockridge, 28, has hit .216 for San Diego. This is a wash, though I like having another Balboni.

Pitcher Kelly Austin from Pittsburgh for LHP Caleb Ferguson. Austin, 24, has 3.19 ERA at Somerset. Ferguson, 28, has been decent with Pittsburgh, with a 2.91 ERA over 30 bullpen innings. We could use him. 

Not much to say. Considering how 2024 ended, we were probably always fated to be disappointed. But the changes are coming. Don't get comfy. July is almost here.

(Final note: I can't let the occasion go by without congratulating Jeff and Lauren Bezos on their marriage. Both are big readers of the blog. In fact, Lauren has been commenting under the name "Doug K" for several years.)