666? A-Rod is now within two home runs of SATAN.

Friday, April 4, 2008

Bobby Abreu, hitting a wall?

We’ve seen the ice caps shrink in size,
As bedrock markets slide and fall,
We’ve forded raging streams of lies,
But Bobby Abreu, hitting a wall?

We’ve seen great nations cower for oil,
We’ve watched the hearts of men grow small.
We’ve witnessed death upon our soil,
But Bobby Abreu, hitting a wall?

We’ve lived to see a house pet cloned,
The internet, the auto mall,
We’ve lived to see our futures owned,
But Bobby Abreu, hitting a wall?

O, somewhere, we’ll find peace again,
Yea, truth and hope shall heed our calls,
This hatred can’t forever reign,
Not if Bobby Abreu is hitting walls.




(It happened last night.)

1 comment:

BernBabyBern said...

Abreu?

In a wall?

in a game?



Bobby Abreu?

Really?



Abreu?


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Are you sure?