Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Jeez Jolteths Number Two

Jesus Montero hitteth his second HR tonight at Single A Charleston.

He's batting .345.
Have faith.

A man. Amen.

3 comments:

Wailin' Suzyn said...

Holy Cow! Everybody head for the hills. It's the second homing!

Anonymous said...

Jeesus!

Anonymous said...

The real question is; which character is displaying the "lumber" in that picture?

Sure, it looks like the nubile youngster, but a robe can hide a lot of sins, as many an alter boy has discovered.

Clearly, this photo was structured at a bible study summer camp outing.

Tell me the truth; does the Jesus guy look a lot like Chad Curtis, or what?

Everyone at attention: the racoon eyed CEO of flowing gowns and pointy hats is exciting all the people (of/in) Queens.

His prominence is coming to Shea; or is it to the Stadium? or is it to the down and dirty "Cage Aux Faux" late-night club doings in the tenderloin?

Look for lots of God signs next week. Should help the Yanks.