Juan Watch: .225

Juan Watch: .225

Thursday, April 10, 2008

To the IIHIIFIIC Staff

Hello, good afternoon, and welcome.
This is your color commentator, Michael Kei.
For every Yankee base hit during tonights game, everyone will receive 1 (one) free beer (my choice; not necessarily full):

For every Yankee run, everyone will receive 1 (one) free burger (possibly cooked):

And if the Yankees actually win the game (win, not lose), I will steal as many of these as I can (without being arrested):

3 comments:

testanator said...

but will you jerk off ian kennedy?

Anonymous said...

Bravo.

michael kei said...

Well doesn't it take 5 innings for you guys too?