Thursday, April 10, 2008

To the IIHIIFIIC Staff

Hello, good afternoon, and welcome.
This is your color commentator, Michael Kei.
For every Yankee base hit during tonights game, everyone will receive 1 (one) free beer (my choice; not necessarily full):

For every Yankee run, everyone will receive 1 (one) free burger (possibly cooked):

And if the Yankees actually win the game (win, not lose), I will steal as many of these as I can (without being arrested):

3 comments:

testanator said...

but will you jerk off ian kennedy?

Anonymous said...

Bravo.

michael kei said...

Well doesn't it take 5 innings for you guys too?