Sunday, April 13, 2008

An Unsettling Thought About Yankees v. Redsocks


Was anything ever so perfectly made to pierce the limited comprehension of the Fox and ESPN booths? In that light, The Greatest Rivalry In The History Of Hate looks like The Dullest Thing In The World.

But look! Miguel Cairo started at third today!! GO EL PAVO!!!

UPDATE! El Pavo gets his first two RBIs as a Mariner, but he's only one man. LAA spanks SEA, 10-5.

CLARIFICATION! What I mean by the first paragraph is, can anything Joe Buck finds so fascinating actually be any good at all?

DIGRESSION! Googling +Dane Cook +douchebag yields 48,000 results!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I can't comprehend this post, Duckman.

Mustang said...

Batman is the Yankees and the lady is the Redsocks.

Anonymous said...

I can't even comprehend who posted this. Did I go to Mexico or you?

Anonymous said...

Joe Buck and Joe Morgan ought to elope. And they can take McCarver with 'em.

Anonymous said...

Joe Buck and Dane Cook should do a sit-com together. That way I could avoid them both at the simultaneously. It would be quite convenient for me.