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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Step Right Up: The Baseball Theme Park is Coming to NY

From the Yankee website, a glimpse of either heaven or hell.

Yogi Berra and Derek Jeter have been named the official spokesmen for the 2008 DHL All-Star FanFest, which will be held July 11-15 at the Jacob K. Javits Center in New York.



They're calling it "an interactive baseball theme park."

To celebrate, an apparently Disney automated Jeter says this:

"DHL All-Star FanFest is a unique event that will bring excitement and enjoyment to baseball fans of all backgrounds. DHL All-Star FanFest is the largest baseball fan event in the world, and I can't think of a better stage to hold this type of once-in-a-lifetime experience than New York City."

Wow. A baseball theme park...

Twenty-Six Flags Amusement Park.

Main attractions:

TED WILLIAMS FROZEN TALKING HEAD.

PITTSBURGH PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN.

IT'S A SMALL WANG AFTER ALL.

THE BIG UNIT TOWER OF TERROR.

ANDY PETTITTING ZOO.

GEORGE STEINBRENNER 1980s MANAGER-GO-ROUND.

DEB CLEMENS-JESSICA CANSECO HALL OF BOOBJOBS.

INFLATABLE GIAMBI DP BOUNCER.

RIDE THE SEPTEMBER 07 AMAZING METS SLIDE.

THE McNAMEE CRUSHED BEER CAN SYRINGE COLLECTION

SEE THE HORRIFYING WAX MAN

1 comment:

michael kei said...

Gah! I wasn't expecting to see his face ever again.