Ten reasons why the '27 Yankees and their fans should phone it in.
1. The owner's been phoning it in for years.
2. The ownership lockout will ruin 2027 anyway.
3. Under Aaron Boone, the Yankees already tank each June.
4. Tampa regularly tanks; it works for them.
5. The Brewers, Rangers, Astros, Nats, Redsocks, Royals and Cubs all have recent world championships; at various points, they tanked.
6. Tanking would be easy; not even Cashman could mess it up.
8. One of these days, as impossible as it seems, the Mets will rise from constant tanking.
9. With our new draft picks and international spending money, we can load up with Dax Kilbys and Martians.
10. The 2027 winter is already lost, as NYC follows the Giants' march to the Super Bowl.
