Stubby Solves Mathematical Paradox of Matter/Anti-Matter

The Philosopher explains the conceptual impossibility of positive-negative ionic interchange:



"You can't go from being the most feared lineup in baseball, which we were last year, and in just five months in the offseason, everybody gets bad. It's an impossibility. You might have one or two that drop off, but you're not going to have a complete failure."

Uh.

Elliot Spitzer?