June at the mildly apocalyptic blog "June Has Decided" had the misguided idea that we here at IIH, IIF, IIc are "mildly hyperbolic"!!!!!!!!
How could she do such a thing?!!!!
Anyways, now we turn for a look at today's headlines ...
"Kennedy to Return Thursday" OMG Becky! John or Bobby (probably JFK) are descending from clouds! Iggy's popped to Scranton! We're either DOOMED or SAVED!
"A-Rod won't play this week" A-Rod's been missing?! Who knew?! Has anyone called the cops?! The cast of CSI-Miami?!
"Gossage takes emotional tour in Cooperstown" Goose weeps! Vows to piss on ketshup sock!
In Tampa: "Pelican collides with tourist" (and) the Rays are a half-game out of first!) Apocolypse! Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun! Repent! Repent! All those bad things we said in Spring Training about the Rays! Jokes! Mere jokes, heh, heh. Didn't mean a thing! We're buds, right?!
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2 comments:
"bogged"?
I was mildly hyperbolic for a while.
But I got on some meds, watched my diet, exercised moderately and, gradually, got things under control.
Still taking the meds, though, because they give me a great buzz. Last week I hallucinated that Igawa and Pavano led us to a World Series sweep of the Brewers.
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