Report: The White Sox have fired three officials -- director of player personnel David Wilder and two scouts -- for some Yankee-panky in Latin America.
Details are sketchy, but the I-Team here at IIH, IIF, IIc learned early this morning about sordid tales emerging from a secluded training facility in the Dominican Republic. Those experiments involved exposing fans and players to experimental promotion ideas that would ultimately be exported to minor league teams in the United States. In short, they were using poor, Third Word fans and poor, aspiring players as marketing guinea pigs!
They hired the Famous San Diego Chicken, who was experimenting with a new look...
They tried a Jason Giambi Run-the-Bases Night...
This sick image of a Mother's Day promotion comes from the a hidden camera in the team's marketing office ...
And for Tree Hugger Day?! How could they ...
Helen Keller Night? Truly sick ...
And Alaskan-Nose-Piercing Night?!
And which of the three thought it was a good idea to let Chris Elliot sing "Take Me Out to The Ballgame"?
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