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Tuesday, June 3, 2025

Posted by JM at 4:53 AM




                  


 

2 comments:

13bit said...

If I spin the magic Yankee injury calculator wheel, squint into the small cardboard cutout after matching "4 to 6 weeks" with "Cashman" and the current year, "2025," the answer in the box says: "10 Weeks Minimum." No matter how many times I shake the whole stupid wheel and doing it over, I keep getting the same result. Then again, the back of the magic calculator wheel DOES say, in tiny print, "PLEASE NOTE: ALL CALCULATIONS ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE AND, IN FACT, ALL WE DO IS LIE. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR $1.99 AND TEN CEREAL BOX TOPS?"

June 3, 2025 at 6:30 AM
TheWinWarblist said...

I'd like a fuckin' decoder ring that lasts the season.

Fuck CashBrain.

June 3, 2025 at 8:13 AM

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