Monday, August 4, 2025

Game Thread - Max, BooneBoone, Bochy and Jazz (say that seven times fast)

please, uhm, like, you know  . . .  don't look at me

 

63 comments:

  1. Thanks for the nice comments before, guys. And just to clarify: no, I don't expect any NYC or New York State or any state or local government anywhere in the these United States, to ever stand up to the losingest, most tawdry excuses of a ballteam, ever...much less the New York Yankees.

    But my feeling is that, if we don't, maybe we DO deserve this? Just putting the question out there!

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  2. As they used to say…”Lord help us..”

    Rosario and Caballero in the starting lineup…

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  3. If the image is too small to read all the text I encourage you to click on it so it becomes bigger. I don't know what the YES team wuz thinking BUT I am sure looking forward to that David Cone program.....

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  4. Well except for Goldshmidt leading off. That's genius.

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  5. and Rosario batting second. That works too.

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  6. AWFUL at-bat by Dominguez with the bases loaded. Terrible. And then, of course, another pop out from Jazz.

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  7. So bases loaded is BAD, I guess? Learning new things every day with this team.

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    1. Clearly Max has been there long enough to incorporate Blake’s teachings into his game plan.

      Is that too negative ?

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  9. I can’t believe my eyes. Who the fuck made out this lineup card?

    Are they deliberately trying to lose games?!?!?

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  10. They deliberately hired a Professional Idiot, so one might so speculate.

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  11. I can’t believe I’m still watching this shitshow. And that I still care.

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  12. Love is a hard thing sometimes, Dick Allen. We are here with you together.

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  13. So let me see if I have this right: You trade for 3 new closers but you still use your disaster to actually close? Is that it?

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  14. Did Anyone see this this coming?

    A show of hands please

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  15. I AM NOT PROPHETIC!! THEY ARE JUST THAT STUPID!! HERE COMES ANOTHER EXTRA INNING LOSS AFTER LEAVING 6 MEN ON BASE IN THE FIRST AND SECOND INNINGS.

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  16. Is it possible Devin Williams is going to make me remember Clay "Blown Save" Holmes fondly? No. It is not possible. I will hate them both instead.

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  17. In the morning
    Want to die
    In the evening
    Want to die
    If I ain't dead already, woo
    Girl, you know the reason why

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  18. I had gut punch on my bingo card…

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  19. Humiliating kick to the crotch coming in on speed delivery.

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  20. After all this time, do you think anyone would think of laying down a sac bunt to get the manfred man to third?

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  21. London's burning (With boredom now)
    London's burning (Dial 99999)
    London's burning (With boredom now)
    London's burning (Dial 99999)

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  22. AN ANAGRAM FOR "ROB MANFRED" IS "MR NO BARFED"

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  23. They're selling postcards of the hanging
    They're painting the passports brown
    The beauty parlor is filled with sailors
    The circus is in town
    Here comes the blind commissioner
    They've got him in a trance
    One hand is tied to the tight-rope walker
    The other is in his pants
    And the riot squad, they're restless
    They need somewhere to go
    As Lady and I look out tonight
    From Desolation Row

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  24. This is becoming surreal. A peculiar horror comedy.

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  25. The classic:

    “Oh, I used to be disgusted
    Now I try to be amused…”




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  26. Replies to official Yankees Twitter feed right now are priceless

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  27. I can not watch Boone’s post game pressah tonight.

    I care too many ch about my own mental health - more than his.

    He can vomit on his own wing tips.

    Not me !

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  28. Through me you pass into the city of woe:
    Through me you pass into eternal pain:
    Through me among the people lost for aye.

    Justice the founder of my fabric mov’d:
    To rear me was the task of power divine,
    Supremest wisdom, and primeval love.

    Before me things create were none, save things
    Eternal, and eternal I endure.
    All hope abandon ye who enter here.

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  29. One down two to go! "Williams is my closer!" Hahahahahahahaha.

    If we're lucky Boone is gone by Thursday!

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  30. Slater out with a blown hamstring

    Sweet Dreams!

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  31. 🎻🎹Always look on the bright side of life.🎶

    JM - maybe it’s time to post pictures of meadows and puppies..

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    1. These new analytics are amazing! Tell me again how sheep's bladders are used to decide which reliever to bring in.

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  32. Eovaldi's going to no hit them tonight.

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