Are you kidding? Prices will probably double - fans are guaranteed to see one team pad their stats 81 times a year. And watch Manager for Life / Professional Idiot Aaron Boone chew gum & gesticulate wildly (& ineffectually) at least once a game. That’s entertainment!
Another uplifting performance by the striped pins today. I was going to sign up for IPTV. Now I'm thinking my blood pressure and my liver don't need it.
I was going to add something about HAL/Pal/Bonehead being the three stooges, but that would be an insult to even Curly Joe.
Read somewhere today that Honus Wagner gave baseball tips to the high school team of one Moses Horwitz, aka Moe Howard. So the Three Stooges definitely had more baseball sense than the Yankees idiot triumvirate.
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Rosario to IL, shoulder. Escarra back up. Why?
ReplyDelete“As for Rosario, he injured his non-throwing shoulder running into the outfield wall on Friday, but the sprain does not seem to be serious”
ReplyDeleteWondering why Escarra. We have enough LH catchers, no?
DeleteWhy even pitch to Altuve, with 2 outs bases empty. Not to mention a nothing fastball right down the middle
ReplyDeleteBecause he’s fully embraced being a Yankee, BTR. His training has finally started to kick in.
ReplyDeleteMake no mistake…..resign Blake, as well.
DeleteJasson is just too short to play left field
ReplyDeleteThe training staff should put Jasson on a rack and slowly stretch him out and make him taller
DeleteSeems like Dominguez should’ve had that
ReplyDeleteI don't know about the catch but it was the one handed bounce that went over his hand. Taller guy gets that. It seems to happen a lot.
ReplyDeleteBoone hid during the old timers game and got ejected early in this one. Maybe he knows he's getting fired after today's game.
ReplyDeleteOnce again, the offense is offensive
ReplyDeleteIt's all right there in front of us
ReplyDeleteFried is fried.
ReplyDeleteGame over.
ReplyDeleteLately, Fried’s pitches all seem elevated. He’s not the same pitcher he was earlier in the season.
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DeleteMust have something to do with his blistering fastball.
ReplyDeleteSee I might have said fastball blistering - but Hinky - nicely played
DeleteI think we've found our 6th inning trailing by four runs shutdown pitcher!!!!
ReplyDeleteIt so sad when not getting no-hit seems like a win.
ReplyDeleteThat's our man.
ReplyDeleteWhen do the Yankees rename themselves to the Rally Killers?
ReplyDeleteMy stomach hurts.
ReplyDeleteSpeed never goes into a slump…
ReplyDeleteA run!
ReplyDeleteAn actual run!
No no-hitter! No shut-out! Today is now a success for these NY Yankees. Anything more is just icing on the cake.
ReplyDeleteIs Boone fired yet?
ReplyDeleteThe Yankees should give everyone in the stands a refund for this pathetic exhibition.
ReplyDeleteAre you kidding? Prices will probably double - fans are guaranteed to see one team pad their stats 81 times a year. And watch Manager for Life / Professional Idiot Aaron Boone chew gum & gesticulate wildly (& ineffectually) at least once a game. That’s entertainment!
ReplyDeleteDo the Yankees have a rally in their bones?
ReplyDeleteLololololololol!
This team is a pathetic excuse for a pathetic excuse.
ReplyDeleteThey are a damned good excuse for a drunken blog, though.
ReplyDeleteUgh
ReplyDeleteWilliams pitched a good inning! McMahon played a good third base!
ReplyDeleteRivera didn’t rip his other Achilles!
ReplyDeleteNobody projectile-vomited in the dugout!
ReplyDeleteI got lucky last night! uh-oh TMI
ReplyDeleteBTR, remember -- there are two kinds of luck. Good luck, and the HAL/intern/bonehead kind. The second kind just pisses off juju gods.
DeleteMy apologies for Volpe not coming through with an error today.
ReplyDeletePerhaps I need to charge my magic 8 ball..
Hal - if you're reading this please fire Boone, and Blake prior to tomorrow night's game.
Thank You for your cooperation, Citizen
Another uplifting performance by the striped pins today. I was going to sign up for IPTV. Now I'm thinking my blood pressure and my liver don't need it.
ReplyDeleteMy sphincter is tired of the pummeling, as well. Difficult being a Yankee fan these days. Hard on all parts of the body.
ReplyDeleteMr. bit, HAL and Pal aren't even kind enough to provide lube, just a little sand to make the experience more memorable.
ReplyDeleteI was going to add something about HAL/Pal/Bonehead being the three stooges, but that would be an insult to even Curly Joe.
ReplyDeleteRead somewhere today that Honus Wagner gave baseball tips to the high school team of one Moses Horwitz, aka Moe Howard. So the Three Stooges definitely had more baseball sense than the Yankees idiot triumvirate.
I fear that tomorrow’s game thread is going to be very dark.
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DeleteNo No No - that’s quite joyful and uplifting.
DeleteSomething D A R K E R
It's easy to fix the Yankees. Add a tariff of 5 runs to each game when they allow the other team to play them.
ReplyDeleteJM - How's the coffee where you are at ?
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