Is this Brian Cashman's worst-ever trade deadline haul for pitchers?

Fans excited over Wil-B!

For weeks, we waited, giggly and gushing, for the annual Yankee holiday known as CASHMAN CHRISTMAS: July 31, the trade deadline. 

Surely, we would solve our bullpen woes. 

True to form, as the deals burst from their tickertapes, the NY courtiers rendered their verdict: 

A completely, unabashed Yankee victory! Just look at the booty! To make things equal, other teams should have imposed tariffs. Best of all, the Yankees built an Olympian bullpen - all for only 11 prospects and Oswald Peraza. 

Look LOOK LOOK at the haul... 

Jake Bird (from Rockies): Gave up four runs in debut, three in third appearance - a 27.00 ERA. Exiled to Scranton, where - in 9 games - sits at 6.75.

David Bednar (from Pirates): Anointed new closer. Has 3 saves out of 5 opportunities. 

Camilo Doval (from Giants): A 4.63 ERA. One save, two blown saves. Melted down against Houston with game-clonking balk and wild pitch.

Amed Rosario (from Nats): Utility player. Missed two weeks with injury. Hasn't been a factor.

Austin Slater (from White Sox): Strained a hammy in first game. M.I.A. since.

Ryan McMahon (from Rockies): Defensive 3B, hitting .200 over last month with 22 Ks. (But had "some nice swings" last night.) 

Jose Caballero (from Rays): Defensive utility player and pinch runner. Not being allowed to replace St. Anthony at SS. 

Wilberson Pena (from Angels): 18 year old, hit .227 in Dominican Summer League. HEY, IF HE TURNS OUT TO BE A SUPERSTAR, A GREAT TRADE DEADLINE!