FAKE NEWS. OH CANADA!!!! And now, the Yankees can get down to serious business - protecting their copious amounts of money, playing golf, burnishing their images in the press, and getting blowjobs from the nubile young boys and girls of their choosing. A FAR CRY from the days when ball players would have to sell furniture or insurance in the off season in order to make ends meet. Fuck the business called MLB.
and a-huntin' and a-fishin'! and giving the media scraps from the Yankee buffet table whilst claiming that they will put together "a championship caliber team" in 2026!
Have you ever seen one player & one team treated with such favoritism by the umps & MLB? Fucking Ohtani, after running the bases in the 1st inning, gets 10 fucking minutes to recuperate in the locker room. Blow Jobs manager complains & umps tell him they've got it under control. Then it happens again in the 3rd inning.
Every time it happens, Max Scherzer, Old Cross-Eyes, is spending extra time sitting on the bench, getting cooled off. What the fuck? Give the assist to the umpires and MLB. Put an (unofficial) asterisk on this Artful Dodgers *championship*.
Had Ohtani really dominated this series, he might've been crowned "the best player in baseball". He didn't get there. His team won, but mostly thanks to Yamamoto and the depth of their bench.
FUCKING IKF, WHAT THE FUCK?! On a grounder to 2B with the bags jammed, he can't beat the throw to the plate, when the infielder double clutched the ball and almost lost his balance? IKF has to score on that play. He must've got a bad jump. Perhaps he's lost two or three steps from the time that he played for the Yankees. He probably should've just run straight without sliding. That gets you there faster than sliding. It takes away from your stride to get down and slide. If sliding got you there faster, everyone at the 100 meter sprint in the Olympics would slide at the end. It does not. Sliding only slows you down. Could have been the difference. He was out by barely an inch or two.
Brain Dead Cashman should bring back IKF, the world class loser and champion of mediocrity. You know how Brain Dead loves to bring guys back for seconds and thirds. IKF would fit in perfectly here. He'd be the new super utility man, playing every position in every game. Guaranteeing that they won't develop any new position players.
Scan the free agency list for those outfielders, third basemen, first basemen, and bench players for those who hit under .220, struck out at least 40% of the time, and hit bases empty home runs. We'll get three or four of those guys for next year.
I hated that bunt play by IKF in the Blow Jobs last chance saloon inning. Figures the son of a bitch gets the bunt down, when it's the wrong thing to do. Sets up the double play with Captain Kirk by walking the next hitter. Wouldn't you know it, he hits on the ground. IKF has to hit there, not bunt. Hit it on the ground the other way, asshole! You're playing on fucking astroturf.
I stayed up very late but had to watch the end a little while ago via the replay. Fatass Kirk hits into a double play, leaving Fatass Vlad on third.
Leadoff double and they couldn't score. How Yankees of them.
The Dodgers are insufferable. The Yankees gave them the Series last year and you could argue that the Jays gave them the Series this year. Certainly, the Dodgers were not dominant, but they talk like they could be considered the greatest team of all time. What a joke.
Let's see you win three in a row and four out of five, you schmucks.
Oh there's no question, the fucking Blow Jobs fucking BLEW game 7. Fucking human vacuum cleaners. Blow Jobs proved they're nothing but Yankee Killers who can't get it done against anyone else. Fucking Dodgers proved that they're nothing but bums who feed on scraps falling from the groaning dining tables of MLB.
Hoffman pulls a Mark Wohlers to perfection. Miguel Rojas, a banjo hitter up in the 9th, with 1 out. Hoffman throws a fucking hanging slider. This is a guy with a 96 mph fastball throwing fucking sliders. Fucking Blow Jobs, fucking incompetent fucking assholes! I woulda punched the pitching coach if I was Don Mattingly. And if I was the pitching coach, I woulda gone out there and punched fucking Hoffman.
The Dodgers have a strong roster, very smart leadership, great development, strong fundamentals, and an owner who is committed to winning.
The Yankees have a perpetually flawed, one-dimensional roster, talent development driven by PR hype, not baseball professionals, a joke of a manager, an AI program masquerading as analytics, an ego-tripping idiot for a GM, and an owner who mistakes the bottom line for winning.
Toronto played great. I wish they had won. I love their commitment to fundamentals. I love the way they grind it out. Their pitching could be better. They don't have the $$ of either Yankees or Dodgers. But they do have the Yankees number and I expect them to cash in on that next season. They won't be weaker. They will be better. That's what happens when you have a team with strong fundamentals and understand roster construction. The Yankees only understand fealty to Cashman, PR, and its relationship to the bottom line.
I expect a disastrous off-season, led by PR bullshit, Cashman stupidity and more bad, one-dimensional decision-making.
Sorry Duque, no F_ _ K you Dodgers. F_ _K you Yankees fans from the arrogam=nt and Moronic Hal Steinbrenner, Genius Cashman, AaRon Boobe, Randy Levine, Lon Trost and Mike Fishman. The Dogers do everything to win. That is their goal. Not pocketing more than half of the profits. Duque, if you believe thatn the Yankees will win a championship in 2026, you a fooling yourself.
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I read that Will Smith has won the World Series six years in a row. Can we obtain him?
ReplyDeleteFAKE NEWS. OH CANADA!!!! And now, the Yankees can get down to serious business - protecting their copious amounts of money, playing golf, burnishing their images in the press, and getting blowjobs from the nubile young boys and girls of their choosing. A FAR CRY from the days when ball players would have to sell furniture or insurance in the off season in order to make ends meet. Fuck the business called MLB.
ReplyDeleteand a-huntin' and a-fishin'! and giving the media scraps from the Yankee buffet table whilst claiming that they will put together "a championship caliber team" in 2026!
DeleteI hear ya, Bitty. Great World Series, shame that it won't shame certain people who run the New York Yankees.
ReplyDeleteProud to say I didn’t watch one fucking pitch.
ReplyDeleteYoshinobu "Old Pete" Yamamoto was a joy to watch.
ReplyDeleteHave I ever mentioned how good coffee tastes in the morning ?
ReplyDeleteEl Duque, Sir ?
Were you and your trusted team of local sleuths able to determine Skipper Seedy’s current location ?
Is he still . . . within city limits ?
Please advise . . .
So the Blow Jobs really were nothing but Yankee Killers. Can't get it done against fucking Ohtani, Yamamoto & Sasaki.
ReplyDeleteHave you ever seen one player & one team treated with such favoritism by the umps & MLB? Fucking Ohtani, after running the bases in the 1st inning, gets 10 fucking minutes to recuperate in the locker room. Blow Jobs manager complains & umps tell him they've got it under control. Then it happens again in the 3rd inning.
ReplyDeleteEvery time it happens, Max Scherzer, Old Cross-Eyes, is spending extra time sitting on the bench, getting cooled off. What the fuck? Give the assist to the umpires and MLB. Put an (unofficial) asterisk on this Artful Dodgers *championship*.
Had Ohtani really dominated this series, he might've been crowned "the best player in baseball". He didn't get there. His team won, but mostly thanks to Yamamoto and the depth of their bench.
ReplyDeleteFUCKING IKF, WHAT THE FUCK?! On a grounder to 2B with the bags jammed, he can't beat the throw to the plate, when the infielder double clutched the ball and almost lost his balance? IKF has to score on that play. He must've got a bad jump. Perhaps he's lost two or three steps from the time that he played for the Yankees. He probably should've just run straight without sliding. That gets you there faster than sliding. It takes away from your stride to get down and slide. If sliding got you there faster, everyone at the 100 meter sprint in the Olympics would slide at the end. It does not. Sliding only slows you down. Could have been the difference. He was out by barely an inch or two.
ReplyDeleteBrain Dead Cashman should bring back IKF, the world class loser and champion of mediocrity. You know how Brain Dead loves to bring guys back for seconds and thirds. IKF would fit in perfectly here. He'd be the new super utility man, playing every position in every game. Guaranteeing that they won't develop any new position players.
ReplyDeleteScan the free agency list for those outfielders, third basemen, first basemen, and bench players for those who hit under .220, struck out at least 40% of the time, and hit bases empty home runs. We'll get three or four of those guys for next year.
ReplyDeleteI hated that bunt play by IKF in the Blow Jobs last chance saloon inning. Figures the son of a bitch gets the bunt down, when it's the wrong thing to do. Sets up the double play with Captain Kirk by walking the next hitter. Wouldn't you know it, he hits on the ground. IKF has to hit there, not bunt. Hit it on the ground the other way, asshole! You're playing on fucking astroturf.
ReplyDeleteI stayed up very late but had to watch the end a little while ago via the replay. Fatass Kirk hits into a double play, leaving Fatass Vlad on third.
ReplyDeleteLeadoff double and they couldn't score. How Yankees of them.
The Dodgers are insufferable. The Yankees gave them the Series last year and you could argue that the Jays gave them the Series this year. Certainly, the Dodgers were not dominant, but they talk like they could be considered the greatest team of all time. What a joke.
Let's see you win three in a row and four out of five, you schmucks.
Oh there's no question, the fucking Blow Jobs fucking BLEW game 7. Fucking human vacuum cleaners. Blow Jobs proved they're nothing but Yankee Killers who can't get it done against anyone else. Fucking Dodgers proved that they're nothing but bums who feed on scraps falling from the groaning dining tables of MLB.
DeleteHoffman pulls a Mark Wohlers to perfection. Miguel Rojas, a banjo hitter up in the 9th, with 1 out. Hoffman throws a fucking hanging slider. This is a guy with a 96 mph fastball throwing fucking sliders. Fucking Blow Jobs, fucking incompetent fucking assholes! I woulda punched the pitching coach if I was Don Mattingly. And if I was the pitching coach, I woulda gone out there and punched fucking Hoffman.
ReplyDeleteBlue Jays ran the bases like drunken sailors.
ReplyDeleteThe Dodgers have a strong roster, very smart leadership, great development, strong fundamentals, and an owner who is committed to winning.
ReplyDeleteThe Yankees have a perpetually flawed, one-dimensional roster, talent development driven by PR hype, not baseball professionals, a joke of a manager, an AI program masquerading as analytics, an ego-tripping idiot for a GM, and an owner who mistakes the bottom line for winning.
Toronto played great. I wish they had won. I love their commitment to fundamentals. I love the way they grind it out. Their pitching could be better. They don't have the $$ of either Yankees or Dodgers. But they do have the Yankees number and I expect them to cash in on that next season. They won't be weaker. They will be better. That's what happens when you have a team with strong fundamentals and understand roster construction. The Yankees only understand fealty to Cashman, PR, and its relationship to the bottom line.
I expect a disastrous off-season, led by PR bullshit, Cashman stupidity and more bad, one-dimensional decision-making.
You tell 'em, Doc.
ReplyDeleteSorry Duque, no F_ _ K you Dodgers. F_ _K you Yankees fans from the arrogam=nt and Moronic Hal Steinbrenner, Genius Cashman, AaRon Boobe, Randy Levine, Lon Trost and Mike Fishman. The Dogers do everything to win. That is their goal. Not pocketing more than half of the profits. Duque, if you believe thatn the Yankees will win a championship in 2026, you a fooling yourself.
ReplyDelete