Looking like Judge will have to be very selective this year. They're not pitching to him. And why should they? Nobody ever gets on base in front of him. And he's got no protection behind him.
Stanton got off to a great start. Lasted about a week. Then maybe the double tennis rackets got to him again. Is somebody opening his potato chip bags for him in the dining room?
Wot a ho hum game! T'would be more exciting watching a flipped over cockroach spinning its six legs, trying to right itself. With that disgusting analogy, I think I'll mosy on over to the kitchen and make myself some lunch.
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One pitch. Double.
ReplyDeleteLooking like Judge will have to be very selective this year. They're not pitching to him. And why should they? Nobody ever gets on base in front of him. And he's got no protection behind him.
ReplyDeleteStanton got off to a great start. Lasted about a week. Then maybe the double tennis rackets got to him again. Is somebody opening his potato chip bags for him in the dining room?
ReplyDeleteWot a ho hum game! T'would be more exciting watching a flipped over cockroach spinning its six legs, trying to right itself. With that disgusting analogy, I think I'll mosy on over to the kitchen and make myself some lunch.
ReplyDeleteTopping a tuna sandwich with a tablespoon or two of homemade cockroach relish makes for a tasty lunchtime treat, HoG!
DeleteRosie!
ReplyDeleteI like watching Warren strike guys out, so no problem for me.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely not pitching to Judge.
Bellinger!
Rice!
ReplyDeleteWatch. Chisholm still won't be able to join the party and get a hit here.
ReplyDeleteWill Will Will himself through innings 4, 5 and 6 without melting down?
ReplyDeleteLettuce watch and find out.
If only the Yankees could play dogfuck teams every game!
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