Wednesday, June 27, 2007

HUGO CHAVEZ' ATTACK ON AMERICA: BONG HITS FOR ABREU

Hugo Chavez, that's not sulfur you smell.

It's not even George W. Bush.

It's the stench of your Venezuelan poop-machine, Bobby Abreu, who hopefully will soon return home to the commie ghetto gauchos with whom he belongs.

There, he can smoke whatever he wants. Trust us, they'll be the best hits he's had all year.

The New York Yankees have paid him $12 million a year for an occasional base on balls.

Good news, Hugo: If that doesn't destroy capitalism, nothing will.

1 comment:

  1. Hugo called George Bush a Devil. Bobby Abreu didn't ( as far as I know ).

    Is Hugo a Hockey fan?


    - Alphonso

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