Saturday, July 28, 2007

Barry Barry, Quite Contrary

From the greatest book ever written, "Mrs. Goose Goes to Washington," now on sale...
BARRY BARRY
Barry, Barry, quite contrary
How does your body grow?
With "the cream" and "the clear" twelve times a year,
And testicles high in tow.
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Barry, Barry, quite millionary,
How do you bring such awe?
With growth hormones and testosterone,
And breasts that need a bra.
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Barry, Barry, quite extraordinary,
Why do you take such risks?
With urine purges and roidal urges,
And records with asterisks.

2 comments:

  1. Duque duque oh so wary?
    You doubt what I have said
    For bulging arms and feminine charms
    Is just my middle-aged spread.

    Duque duque such the skeptic
    Quotes “stag” refrain in jest.
    He will recall that through it all
    I have never failed a test!

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