Thursday, August 30, 2007

Jesus, Followers, Need One More Miracle


Future Yankee savior/DH Jesus Montero has led his Single A disciples to yet another win in the Gulf Coast League championship series.
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The 17-year-old Latin sensation went 2/4 with a walk (on water?) to bring the Gulf Coast Yankees within one game of winning THE WORLD SERIES OF THE GULF COAST ROOKIE LEAGUE.
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In the playoffs, "Jeez the Cheese" is batting .429, healing pitchers between innings and undermining the opposition by changing its Gatorade into wine.
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Keep the faith, Yankee fans. Jesus is coming!


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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 30, 2007 at 3:21 PM

    I can't put any faith in Jesus until you tell me at which position he will earn a golden glove.

    - Saint Alphonso

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  2. el duqueAugust 30, 2007 at 3:35 PM

    The kneeling position.

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