I know. You're out of hope, I'm out of hope. You've had it with the Yankees, I've had it with the Yankees.
But there's more at stake here than just a ballgame, or three games, or even a division. And if you think we can just roll over and sleep until spring, put our duties off until they start to look easy again, then you're forgetting a few things:
Red Sox complicity in U.S. torture flights
They feed their own fans prison food
They're worse racists than Joe Torre
Mientkiewicz
Their groundskeepers
Sheff
Varitek kept his mask on
Schilling put ketchup on his sock and told us it was blood
We're tired. We're discouraged. We can't pitch. We can't hit.
But we can't give up.
We don't have the luxury.
Amen, bro.
ReplyDeletePlus, we don't cut off the heads of players and freeze them.
Sean Henn must eat prison food.
ReplyDeleteSee you in Scranton, big guy. Consider investing in the "italian hot sausage " concession at the ballpark.
Your future is now.
- Billy Martin
you are a loser
ReplyDeleteThe last time our GM was in a gorilla suit? Never.
ReplyDeleteWhen was the last time you won the world series? Thats what I thought.
ReplyDeleteyeah, our GM is not busy NOT giving 40 million to a guy who'll make a total of 17 starts for us, and NOT hyping up a two-pitch pitcher so much that nobody can understand why his ERA is over 5 (hint: it's becaquse he only has 2 pitches!).
ReplyDeleteIf the the Red Sox sweep, im going to rape the corpse of phil rizzutto in left field of Yankee stadium
ReplyDeletethen again, im a yankees fan, so that really isnt a stretch. id do it for fun even if the red sox dont sweep
Is there a lamer blog than this?
ReplyDeleteDude, I'm a Sox fan and I found that hilarious. Good rub.
ReplyDeletewhat a shitty blog. Be glad deadspin linked you.
ReplyDeleteThis blog is almost as pathetic as my announcing
ReplyDeleteI have no answer for the Red Sox torture flights, mistreatment of fans, racism, violence or deceit, so I'm going to trash the blog.
ReplyDeleteIs there anything more ridiculous than people who anonymously leave comments like "what a shitty blog"? Red Sox fans never could take a joke...
ReplyDeleteThe pics and captions are great. Theo wearing the gorilla suit was great. That would never happen under Steinbrenner's Nazi regime.
ReplyDeleteis that a syringe in Giambi's hand?
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