Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Yankee Slang for Senator Craig's Lewd Act

Senator Larry Craig of Idaho has pleaded guilty to lewd conduct in an airport restroom. A plainclothes cop claims Craig was seeking to initiate a romantic tryst by suggestively groping with his feet and hands beneath the stall.

In Yankee terms, he would be accused of...

"Seeking a bridge to Mariano."

"Being Bruney and nibbling at the corners."

"Trying to straighten out Moose."

"Getting more playing time for Melky."

"Taking some pressure off of Mister Torre."
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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 28, 2007 at 10:09 AM

    If it were a basketball foul, it would be called :

    1. A reach-around

    2. A reach under

    3. A clamoring.

    - M. Jordan

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  2. AnonymousAugust 28, 2007 at 1:48 PM

    What's wrong with what Senator Craig did ? , is it any worse than George Steinbrenner looking in the Yankee showers ?

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  3. StangAugust 28, 2007 at 3:10 PM

    "Putting Girardi in the booth."

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  4. StangAugust 28, 2007 at 3:27 PM

    "Asking The Henn to eat some innings."

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