Friday, August 31, 2007

Yankeetorial: What Is Francona Wearing Under that Jersey?

Major League Baseball seems a bit anxious to learn...
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It sent an investigator into the Red Sock dugout yesterday, demanding to see what sort of undergarments the Boston supermodel/manager wears... hidden from public view.
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Apparently, the MLB probe touched a nerve in Terri, who twirled and pouted to reporters later in his pillowy, mirrored dressing room, "I've never seen anything like that before in my life! This is incredible!"
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My dear! Mercy! What's a guy to do!
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How about dropping the top, Mr. League of Your Own.
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WHAT ARE YOU HIDING UNDER THAT PRISSY BLOUSE?

WHY IS TERRI FRANCONA SO TWITCHY ABOUT HIS UNDIES?
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MIGHT THEY NOT BE RED ENOUGH?

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1 comment:

  1. AnonymousAugust 31, 2007 at 9:41 AM

    Great Visuals, El Duque.

    Isn't that what the cop said to the Senator in the Minneapolis bathroom?

    -Alphonso

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