Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Fox Re-Signs Shep Smith for more than Farnsworth


Apparently fearing competition from YES, Fox News resigned DH Shep Smith for $7 million, vaulting the talk-for-pay cable righty into the upper strata of journo superanchors.
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He's still a couple Bob Schieffers away from banking Katie Couric-level gravy, ($15 mill per year), and God knows how much Disney Dollars get raked by Barbie "The Wallman" Walters, but it sure is s a hopeful sign! Some comparisons:
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Jason Giambi, $23 mill
Derek Jeter $21.6 mill
Katie Couric, $15 mill
Bobby Abreu $15 mill
Johnny Damon $13 mill
Hideki Matsui $13 mill
Carl "the smartest Yankee?" Pavano $10 mill
Shep Smith $7 mill
Lou Dobbs $6 mill
Anderson Cooper $5 mill
Kyle Farnsworth $5.6 mill
Kei Igawa $4 mill
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QUESTION: You think Rupe Murdoch will name Shep "captain?"

8 comments:

  1. They're not paying Shep enough. The way Roger Ailes manages, they're going to send him out there every day until his mouth falls off.

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  2. I just feel so much safer when he reads the news.

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  3. Ailes has no choice. Shep is their only bridge to O'Reilly.

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  4. Letting Rita Cosby go in 2005 left them just too thin in the middle innings.

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  5. And Lou Dobbs is going to be very angry when he reads this blog.

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  6. Alphonso says;

    Why does Shep look like he just got sprung from a POW camp in Iraq?

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  7. Is that his Smoking Gun mug shot?

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  8. Yep. Now he's got money enough to buy the Smoking Gun.

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