Intrasquad Victory: The Yankees win. THE YANKEES WIN.

OK, a pessimist would say we lost.

Scott Proctor's Arm says Morgan Freeman, er, Ensberg, -- the 33-year-old former Astro/Padre who made the all-star team in 2005, once got robbed at gunpoint and who has fiddled and fumbled careerwise ever since -- banged the only extra base hit of the day. That makes him the star.

Sean Henn -- the 27-year-old draft-and-follow highly-touted former-bonus-baby longtime-Clipper who threw his best games last year in spring training before being demoted so they could keep veteran crafty lefty Mike Meyers, who then completely sucked -- showed he's reached midseason form, burping out 3 walks, and allowing 2 runs in 2/3rd innings.


William Henry Traber Jr. --the 29-year-old former Met first round draft pick that we signed off the he's-lefthanded-so-lets-try-him heap, who pitched last year for the Washington Nationals, which means nobody in the world knew he even existed -- got cuffed around.

News flash: Brian Bruney has lost 20 pounds. Brian Bruney has lost 20 pounds. That's about 1/100th of his body weight. When he pees, he might lose 10 pounds. But 20 pounds is 20 pounds. Chris Britton's going to fatter than ever -- unless -- he's lost 20 pounds, too. I hope this develops into a competition between the two, because they will both live longer and happier lives, which is the only thing we at IT IS HIGH want for our troops.

Final score: Yankees 6, Yankees 2