Thursday, February 28, 2008

Michael Bloomberg on 4-year DL with stomach cramps

He won't run.


MICHAEL BLOOMBERG

Michael Bloomberg, billionaire.
Twice the worth of Delaware.
He could buy a brand new boat.
He could have bought your sister’s vote.

He could buy the New York Mets,
Or pay off all our welfare debts.
He could buy our waves of grain.
He could own Vermont and Maine.

He could purchase Oregon.
Or buy a brand new Pentagon.
Let’s elect him, what the heck!
Then skip and let him grab the check.

1 comment:

  1. I think the poetry council should focus on a real Presidential candidate like Ralph Nader.

    He ruined the country the last time he ran.

    He is trying again.

    Put him away with rhyme...or Lime.

    ReplyDelete

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