Rocket v. Beercan: If you're scoring at home

The bean ball war between Rocket Clemens and Beercan McNamee hit the third inning yesterday. Here’s the volley:

Rocket’s lawyer, The Sheik, noted that Beercan was a suspect in a 2001 sexual assault at a hotel pool in Florida, where a doped-up babe got canoodled next to the diving board.

Beercan’s spokesman, Freddie Blassie, claimed his boy saved the unconscious woman from drowning and sought no mannequin moment. He then noted that Rocket kept Beercan as a fishin' buddy and weight room homey for six years.


Then, Beercan said Rocket attended a 1998 party at Jose Canseco’s house, by far the most damaging character assassination yet. Here’s the punch line: He claims Debbie Clemens got into a pissing match with Jessica Canseco about who had the hotter package. (Comparison below.)

Rocket claims he missed Jose's party and played golf.

Meanwhile, at the NY Post, Mushnick rose from his Knicks coma to phone-in a ditzy attack on Congressmen who are sucking up to Rocket.


Hard to say who won. Fortunately, Beercan saved the blue dress. Science should give us answers. Until then, judge for yourself who was the truth-teller: Mrs. Rocket or Mrs. Juiced.