Yankees Building a Complete Dead Guy

Using State-of-the-Art gizmos, the IIH, IIF, IIc medical staff has determined that the New York Yankees are on their way to building a complete dead body, if one takes the various injuries endured by the team and places them on one soon-to-be corpse.

Here's your guide, including only injuries that landed a player on the DL:

4/30/08: Phil Hughes Strained right oblique. (Red); Alex Rodriguez. Strain of his right quadriceps. (Blue)

4/28/08: Jorge Posada. Shoulder. (Black)

4/25/08: Brian Bruney. Right foot. (Green); Wilson Betemit. Pink eye. (What else?)

3/30/08: Sean Henn. Left shoulder. (Light blue)

3/29/08: Humberto Sanchez. Elbow. (Orange)

3/28/08: Jeff Karstens. Strained right groin. (Greenish blue); Andy Pettitte. Back spasms. (Yellow)