A Prayer for the Yankees

Now I lay me down to sleep,

I pray the Lord Phil Hughes to keep.

If Wang should die before I wake,

I pray no Cleveland trade we make,

If Boston hears that siren cry,

I pray they land that C.C. guy,

And when they sign him there to stay,

I pray his elbow starts to fray.

But when teams call, O, hear me, Lord,
I pray Montero stays onboard.

And though it's true we must improve,
I pray that Melky doesn't move.

And though his outings were not long,

I pray that Ian comes back strong.

I pray no deals we make this night.

Except Igawa... that's all right.