Saturday, December 13, 2008

By Acclamation, Brian Cashman Named Yankee Employee of the Week

The people elected no Employee of the Month of November, when our nation lay frozen in the grip of gloomy-doomsayers, dopey dildocks and nattering nabobs of negativity.

Then one man, one team, emerged to lead the world from its economic death cloud.

Sir, congratulations*: Your preferred parking spot is waiting.

(*Yes, even dispite the impending horrible Cameron trade. Can we talk you out of it? An extra parking spot, maybe?)

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