By Acclamation, Brian Cashman Named Yankee Employee of the Week

The people elected no Employee of the Month of November, when our nation lay frozen in the grip of gloomy-doomsayers, dopey dildocks and nattering nabobs of negativity.

Then one man, one team, emerged to lead the world from its economic death cloud.

Sir, congratulations*: Your preferred parking spot is waiting.

(*Yes, even dispite the impending horrible Cameron trade. Can we talk you out of it? An extra parking spot, maybe?)