Saturday, December 6, 2008

Vegas Meetings Mean Royal Flush for Witty Headline Dealers

They're on a roll of rib-tickles...


Daily News: Cashman coming up aces in Sin City?


North Jersey: Winter meetings' wheeling, dealing

Daily News: Bet on it! Odds favor Yankees, Mets to hit Vegas jackpot


Unfortunately, they've overlooked some great possibilities. How about...

"GMs Seeking Biggest Breasts to Anchor Showgirl Rotations"

"Yank Brass to Court Phillies in Late-Night Talks"

"If Fail on CC, Expect Yanks To Come on to Sheets"
"Yanks Eyeing Quality Purchases on Vegas Strip"
Others?

2 comments:

  1. "Yanks Won't Cher CC"

    Sorry. That's just terrible.

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  2. "Cash whips out Bling, CC giggles"

    ReplyDelete

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