Monday, January 5, 2009

Witness Protection Program Can't Save 'Sam I Am'

He tried to run. He tried to hide. However, a swarm of angry Yankees fans found Sam I Am.

According to well-placed sources, it's believed to be Brian Cashman firing that empty Grey Goose bottle at Sam I Am after he scurried up a traffic light attempting to escape the angry mob.

However, with the speed and accuracy of that beaning, my gut feeling was that it was Whitey Fraud firing from the mound.





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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 5, 2009 at 11:22 PM

    haha That is great!!

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 6, 2009 at 12:09 AM

    That wasn't Sam. He's in Secaucus. His guest post generated so much traffic that he was hired as a studio analyst by the MLB Network. He'll be replacing Hazel Mae.

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 6, 2009 at 8:27 AM

    LOL She-Fan, that's great.

    Is there a hell worse than Secaucus?

    I know its an old clip, but that has to be the video of 2008.

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