Apparently, Travis, the face-eating male chimpanzee from Stamford, Ct. was, along with his human roommate, a Red Sox fan.
Travis was often decked out in a red "B" emblazoned hat, especially when he took baths with his best humanoid friend, the infamous Sandra Herold.
Normally, it is not permitted to be a Red Sox fan south of Hartford, but these two strangely connected primates did lots of unusual things together:
1. They shared gourmet food dishes, and ordered spareribs, fried-rice and Kung Pao chicken on Friday nights.
2. They kissed whenever Sandra left the house without Travis.
3. They drank high-end Italian wines in long stem glasses.
4. They watched re-runs of Youklis beanings and Pedroia bunts.
5. She laundered his diapers and he fed her bananas.
As the experts are now saying, "Travis had a unique bond with his owner." Just like A-Rod apparently had with his cousin "Judy," I guess.
One can only hope that the growing rumors of pending "octopanzeeses" are false and malicious.
The US taxpayers cannot afford it.
This story is really odd. I feel almost as bad for the woman who lost the monkey as I do for the one who lost her face...
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's really odd.
ReplyDeleteNo "save face" jokes. That would be wrong, even for us.
ReplyDeleteOops.