Sunday, February 8, 2009

Syringe-Rod Square Pants


Sung to the tune "SpongeBob Square Pants"
sent to us by

Whither Goest Steve Swindell

A-roid, A-Fraud


Are ya ready, kids?
Aye-aye, Captain Jeter!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Aye-aye, Captain Jeter!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo,

Who shoots up with steroids
Does not have clean pee
A-ROID, A-FRAUD!

Can't hit in the clutch
Schtups Madonna does he.
A-ROID, A-FRAUD!

If winning world titles
Is something you wish...
Then make sure that
A-Roid does sleep with the fish!
A-ROID, A-FRAUD!
A-ROID, A-FRAUD! A-ROID, A-FRAUD!
A-Roid! A-Frawwwwwwwwd!
Arr harr harr harr! ( flute music )

1 comment:

  1. I had hot pee in my pants after reading this....

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